delrosa81
Well-Known Member
Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not Wives:
Do you agree or disagree?
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things
on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to
ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they
don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of
your stuff.
Do you agree or disagree?
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things
on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to
ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they
don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of
your stuff.