wobbles
Well-Known Member
In light of the recent commotion surrounding a certain avatar - something Freudian psychoanalysts would describe (quite accurately) as penis envy (yes, such a term exists, you prudish plebeian you), I've come up with a proposal to help some of the more genitalia-obsessed, gonadally-oriented members of this forum to get their, to borrow a much maligned and excessively (ab)used vernacular, "KKJ" fix without running afoul of the forum sensitivities or aground altogether.
May I present, Euphemisms 101: the way to say it like you mean it, without really saying it at all!
Lesson 1: in the instance where the need to employ KKJ as a noun arises, try substituting KKJ with the highly refined, extremely sophisticated galea - which means "helmet-like". And we all know why the Nazi army ultimately lost the war now, don't we? Why, it's simply because they were all dickheads, with that galeiform (the adjective of galea) contraption that they wore on that noggin of theirs!
Example: "Wah, kenntona has a 9" KKJ when flaccid - but, it's always only flaccid" becomes "Local pole dancing stud requires help of Eurycoma longifolia (aka Tongkat Ali) to get his galea going!"
Lesson 2 will commence shortly, after admin has had time to digest the deluge of praise that will undoubtedly flood their message boxes, over this community-minded, public spirited quality post.
May I present, Euphemisms 101: the way to say it like you mean it, without really saying it at all!
Lesson 1: in the instance where the need to employ KKJ as a noun arises, try substituting KKJ with the highly refined, extremely sophisticated galea - which means "helmet-like". And we all know why the Nazi army ultimately lost the war now, don't we? Why, it's simply because they were all dickheads, with that galeiform (the adjective of galea) contraption that they wore on that noggin of theirs!
Example: "Wah, kenntona has a 9" KKJ when flaccid - but, it's always only flaccid" becomes "Local pole dancing stud requires help of Eurycoma longifolia (aka Tongkat Ali) to get his galea going!"
Lesson 2 will commence shortly, after admin has had time to digest the deluge of praise that will undoubtedly flood their message boxes, over this community-minded, public spirited quality post.