Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

[Tintin]

Been quite busy for the past few weeks (actually I still am!) and a combination of fatigue and sheer laziness stopped me from processing the photos I took of my new ride 2 weeks ago when I finally took delivery of it.

I figured that I better do it soon or the pictures will never be posted up so here goes ...

1. First up, it was never easy having to part with my red-hot Italian girlfriend of 6 years. Here she is, fuming that I was gonna deliver the "It's not you, it's me" script. Trust me, she knows:

2. This red-hot slut was my second affair with an Italiano from Milan. This one had a Cadamuro face:

3. Shone with classic GTA 'telephone dial' 17" stiletto heels. Oh yeah she was lowered alright, as you probably have already figured from the 1st picture. Caused me many heartaches everytime she tried to clear ridiculously high humps or steep slopes:

4. She was the last of her generation nicknamed the 'Cloverleaf Edition':

5. She was also the last of her kind with a Italian-made Twin-Spark 2.0L engine that churned out a feisty 148bhp, her descendants forever bastardized with their hearts (and souls) made by damn Yankees at General Motors :

6. She had a lovely interior - sexy, flamboyant and just beautiful. Like sitting in a Venetian suit :

7. Alas, we must part ways after 113,422km together, the ups and the downs, the highs and the lows. It's not you my Italiano slut, It's me. All me. You will be missed dearly:

 

[niteblu]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

nice storyline, with sweet images.

 

[Tintin]

Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

8. Meanwhile, my new German beau was fuming quietly upstairs in the delivery bay, jealous of the sentimentality for my ex-Italiano girlfriend:

9. The German Fräulein was eager to show that she too, was beautiful, and worthy of my attention:

10. And that she had a nice rear to boot:

11. And nice sexy angel eyes:

12. Sure, she came with less exciting pumps instead of sexy killer stiletto heels:

13. But she had the sexiest red-hot interior:

14. And when I peeped at what she had underneath:

15. I found she had the sexiest inline-6 cylinder 3-litre engine just raring to go and make sweet music:

 

[KWY91]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

Beautiful pictures and grats on your wonderful delivery of the 125i! Stunning interior!

 

[Tintin]

Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

16. Time to bring the new beau for some shopping. "Make me look sexier than your ex-girlfriend, meine liebe," my Bavarian girlfriend purred. Ok, let's get you some killer heels to match your little black dress - how about a set of Breyton Race GTs size 19?

17. "Do the heels make me look fat, mein am liebsten?" Nope, they look alright to me:

18. Perfect. Now you look absolutely reizvoll, baby. Yes, you could use some lowering though, but you wouldn't want your front lip to be disfigured by the tarmac in the unforgiving roads here in Singapore, do you?:

 

[Tintin]

Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

19. I brought my German Fräulein to Sherman's for some protection to her delicate interior. I'll have the compliant ones, please. Wouldn't want my trophy girlfriend to keep her red-hot interior under wraps, would I?

20. The Fräulein in the Little Black Dress complained about her new Breyton Race GTs giving her some blisters in her heels when she carried more than one passenger. Her new heels were a wee bit too wide (3mm) for her. Sigh. Ok meine liebe, time to get you proper heels that were tailored for your dainty feet. She stopped whining after I swapped for a set of Breyton Race GTS-Rs Size 18:

21. They look JUST as sexy on you, baby:

22. Oh, and not forgetting the 4-hour SPA job at Mr Tay's, PLUS an additional 3 hours of sweat and toil from me and my buddy to make you gleam. Now you can smile:

 

[wilman2772]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

Dam fantastic shots man!!!!!!!!

Sibei swee ah!!!!!!

Told you the 19" GTS with offset +35 can't fit liao right? hehe......

'The Great White'

 

[TripleM]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

great pics

those GTS wheels hv got so many metal leads to balance the wheel..hmm...

 

[318 NewBoy]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

Congrates on your new ride, tintin..

Wow !! Very professional photoshoots and love the storyline too ..

Nice set of rim to start off ur mod route dude .

 

[hitmee]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

nice pic and nice write out.

but i still think u need to drop it.

 

[wei0306]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

Nicely done up ! I am also considering exactly the same set of shoes as yours. Just had my performance brakes installed yesterday, Looks good ! But it seems too huge for my stock shoes.

 

[Tintin]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

nice storyline, with sweet images.

Beautiful pictures and grats on your wonderful delivery of the 125i! Stunning interior!

Thanks guys! She's beaautiful, isn't she? More to come fellows, more to come! Stay tuned ...

great pics

those GTS wheels hv got so many metal leads to balance the wheel..hmm...

Thanks! Yes that was what I was wondering about as well. Does it mean that the balancing job was suspect? Or that the rims are?

 

[Tintin]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

Nicely done up ! I am also considering exactly the same set of shoes as yours. Just had my performance brakes installed yesterday, Looks good ! But it seems too huge for my stock shoes.

Thanks dude! Yes do consider the GTS-Rs, they're real pretty.

Your ride's Clearwater Blue right? You might wanna consider the gunmetal version - they'll lend a nice contrast to your ride. Get 'em from Zane over at Coco, nice and accomodating folks.

PM me when you are ready for new shoes, I wanna come along heheheh.

Post pics of your Performance BBK pls ... I kinda regretted not installing them during the POJ Promotion - bloody good price for 6-pot front and 4-pot rear.

 

[e46monster]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

bro, your ride is looking really good and remembered you telling me you wont lower the ride. but, an inch at least would make 'ihre fraulein seh gut und schone'.

 

[Mockngbrd]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

nice..the 18s look alot betta, yea, ur car needs a drop

 

[Tintin]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

bro, your ride is looking really good and remembered you telling me you wont lower the ride. but, an inch at least would make 'ihre fraulein seh gut und schone'.

You flatter me bro, mine doesn't stand a chance next to your sexy 135! Your reizvolle fräu was centerfold material before dude ... how to compare?

Yes I am still quite against lowering her, like I said before, I've had enough heartaches over the years with my ex-Italiano girlfriend who was lowered. Don't wanna go through that again though a friend told me that Bimmers are less prone to that because their clearance between front lip and front wheels is considerably shorter than the Alfas. What do you think?

Also, when can we do the Hartge spoiler transplant for my Bavarian girlfriend? Her rear needs a lift to accentuate the sexy curves! Can't wait! And yours need more to keep her down during hard-driving ... man these came out sounding terribly wrong hahahah.

 

[Tintin]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

nice..the 18s look alot betta, yea, ur car needs a drop

Thanks!

Would lowering the Bimmer make it just as difficult to clear humps, bumps and steeps as on my Alfa, given the theory about the shorter clearance between front lip and wheels on Bimmers?

If they can clear better than my previous ride, I might seriously reconsider. :sneaky:

 

[longhorn]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

great pics

those GTS wheels hv got so many metal leads to balance the wheel..hmm...

that means the original rims r not very well balanced??? or poor QC during production? i am just guessing...

BTW very very nice pics, Tintin!!

 

[wilman2772]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

great pics

those GTS wheels hv got so many metal leads to balance the wheel..hmm...

U also noticed that eh......that's hell of alot of weights just to balance the rim with the tire man........


'The Great White'

 

[Terry]

Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein

that means the original rims r not very well balanced??? or poor QC during production? i am just guessing...

BTW very very nice pics, Tintin!!

maybe tintin kenna scam...its replica wheels... taiwanese rims usually need ALOT of balancers