Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
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Tintin
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
Noise is minimal even from cold start - just a wee squeal. Much, much quieter than the stock ones.
And nope, you don't need to warm cermaic pads up for optimum performance.
My own observations so far.
g75y;454737 said:
Noise is minimal even from cold start - just a wee squeal. Much, much quieter than the stock ones.
And nope, you don't need to warm cermaic pads up for optimum performance.
My own observations so far.
Tintin
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Featuring ... the Hartge Rear Lip for Boot Lid
Been a little busy at work lately. Bought a little something for my Bavarian Sexbomb (what Mr Kim likes to call my babe in the lil' black dress) some weeks ago but didn't have a chance to photograph the process.
Nonetheless, some of you have probably caught sight of it during the meetup last week.
Here it is ...
30. Something to help accentuate and streamline the perky ass of my German Fraulein ... the Hartge Rear Lip Spoiler. Courtesy of Bro E46Monster, who kindly let me take over this sexy piece of art at a really good price. Kudos to you bro!
She would like to express her eternal gratitude to her even sexier and faster elder sister (Bro E46Monster's E82 135i) for letting her have this really hot miniskirt all the way from Beckingen, Germany, so that her ass can look perkier ... :twisted:
Been a little busy at work lately. Bought a little something for my Bavarian Sexbomb (what Mr Kim likes to call my babe in the lil' black dress) some weeks ago but didn't have a chance to photograph the process.
Nonetheless, some of you have probably caught sight of it during the meetup last week.
Here it is ...
30. Something to help accentuate and streamline the perky ass of my German Fraulein ... the Hartge Rear Lip Spoiler. Courtesy of Bro E46Monster, who kindly let me take over this sexy piece of art at a really good price. Kudos to you bro!
She would like to express her eternal gratitude to her even sexier and faster elder sister (Bro E46Monster's E82 135i) for letting her have this really hot miniskirt all the way from Beckingen, Germany, so that her ass can look perkier ... :twisted:
Tintin
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A Late-Night Shower with my German Fräulein
The thing about single men who treat their rides as if the machines are their real-life, actual girlfriends is that they are a sad, pathetic lot.
While men with REAL human girlfriends spend their Saturday nights with their lasses in little black dresses in steamy positions, men like me spend them giving his make-believe girlfriend a steamy late-night shower ...
31. Ah yes ... take out that pail and extend that hose. It's time to make me wet!
32. Look what you've done! You made my rear wet!
33. Go easy on my eyes mein liebe, you wouldn't want to ruin the mascara would you?
34. Now you're making my sides dripping wet ...
35. Hand me the terrycloth bathrobe and wipe me dry! It's freezing cold out here tonight!
All dry, shiny and snug. Time for bed. :boring:
The thing about single men who treat their rides as if the machines are their real-life, actual girlfriends is that they are a sad, pathetic lot.
While men with REAL human girlfriends spend their Saturday nights with their lasses in little black dresses in steamy positions, men like me spend them giving his make-believe girlfriend a steamy late-night shower ...
31. Ah yes ... take out that pail and extend that hose. It's time to make me wet!
32. Look what you've done! You made my rear wet!
33. Go easy on my eyes mein liebe, you wouldn't want to ruin the mascara would you?
34. Now you're making my sides dripping wet ...
35. Hand me the terrycloth bathrobe and wipe me dry! It's freezing cold out here tonight!
All dry, shiny and snug. Time for bed. :boring:
kim_pioneer
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
Bro TinTin; the man for fantasy land,
You never cease to amaze with the fantasy deja vu that you have been expressing. But I like +10
Time to snap out of it once in a while and find a real woman, man.
You have missed our date yesterday, so next one will be in a fortnight.
Don't say I never give early notice hor
Cheers
Bro TinTin; the man for fantasy land,
You never cease to amaze with the fantasy deja vu that you have been expressing. But I like +10
Time to snap out of it once in a while and find a real woman, man.
You have missed our date yesterday, so next one will be in a fortnight.
Don't say I never give early notice hor
Cheers
kim_pioneer
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
Like I always say, the Bavarian SexBomb
Like I always say, the Bavarian SexBomb
e46monster
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Re: Featuring ... the Hartge Rear Lip for Boot Lid
yes, it does look nice on her arse. makes the rear perkier! sigh! have to drive around with a naked flat arse till the other one arrives.
yes, it does look nice on her arse. makes the rear perkier! sigh! have to drive around with a naked flat arse till the other one arrives.
Tintin
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Re: Featuring ... the Hartge Rear Lip for Boot Lid
Yes, she says it's all Danke to you dude.
Eternally grateful.
How come the ass-enhancer for your babe hasn't arrived yet? I thought J4C took care of it for you, that's why you were willing to remove your fraulein's piece for mine?
Gotta wait how long more?
e46monster;459717 said:
Yes, she says it's all Danke to you dude.
Eternally grateful.
How come the ass-enhancer for your babe hasn't arrived yet? I thought J4C took care of it for you, that's why you were willing to remove your fraulein's piece for mine?
Gotta wait how long more?
kim_pioneer
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
The SOS part is secret lah.
Got deal for pedals for e60?
Kaiser;459751 said:
The SOS part is secret lah.
Got deal for pedals for e60?
e46monster
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Re: Featuring ... the Hartge Rear Lip for Boot Lid
jus eta. will do this together with the customised downpipes to rear end titanium exhaust and kw clubsport nxt wk.
jus eta. will do this together with the customised downpipes to rear end titanium exhaust and kw clubsport nxt wk.
Tintin
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The GruppeM RAM Air Intake System Lung Transplant
Brought my Fraulein in for some cosmetic surgery some weeks back, sorta like my NDP present to her for being away at work during the National Day long weekend - in fact, I had to sneak about 2 hours off from work that weekend to whisk her away to the garage for the procedure:
36. Her new GruppeM lungs had arrived a couple of weeks early from Japan, catching me by surprise ... so had to immediately grab the Bavarian sexbomb to the clinic:
37. First off, gotta remove the lungs you came with, mein liebe, trust me, they won't hurt a bit! *GASP* A gaping big hole! Don't worry, they're gonna fill it up in a minute ...
38. Now, what did the instructions that came with it say again? Oh my, they're gonna give you not just bigger lungs, but a bigger, conical chest too. See that pinkish-red cylinder in the background? The doc says it'll push you up to a 36C. Hmmmm ... I like!
39. There! That was rather simple wasn't it? Let the nice man in coveralls do a little nip and tuck:
40. Wait a minute, did they shortchange you on any extra silicon, no no, I meant carbonfibre? How come your E92 cousin has extra carbonfibre in front?
41. Oh no, silly GruppeM says that they don't make that extra CF piece in front for you and your 1 siblings baby, coz they wouldn't fit the slender gap in between! That's just a really sorry excuse isn't it? Well, at least they compensated us with a pair of air scoops which your cousins won't get, they are supposed to help direct airflow into your new lungs better:
42. All done! Let's get you a little wipedown:
43. And not forgetting the little sticker which some say adds 10 horses:
44. And you're good to go! 4D numbers, anyone?
45. Let's crank it up and hear how you sound like:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsJgno6kM1Q[/YOUTUBE]
The video certainly does no justice to the actual growl you now make does it not, mein liebe? You are now more eager to rev once the 'rush' kicks in after 2500rpm, and are prone to causing your master to push harder on what feels like a lightened throttle response whenever there're slowcoaches on the road.
And that booming growl you made last Sunday as you eased into Cathay's MSCP from the Mount Sophia entrance? That was certainly a classy way of announcing your arrival, my Fraulein in the sexy black dress ... well worth the investment!
That's all for now!
Next up: Lowering the suspension ... stay tuned.
PS: I'm sorry if I allowed Uncle Kim to 'rape' your new lungs a bit hard past the redline on Saturday. Yes, yes, he 'raped' your cushy Coral Red leather passenger seat the other time at T3 and I promise you I'll never let him do it again to you. Try. Coz he's much bigger than me, y'know? Hey, at least he didn't do it with a bunch of his other perverted friends over and over again like they did to that poor grey Toyota MRS on Saturday, remember? :yikess:
Brought my Fraulein in for some cosmetic surgery some weeks back, sorta like my NDP present to her for being away at work during the National Day long weekend - in fact, I had to sneak about 2 hours off from work that weekend to whisk her away to the garage for the procedure:
36. Her new GruppeM lungs had arrived a couple of weeks early from Japan, catching me by surprise ... so had to immediately grab the Bavarian sexbomb to the clinic:
37. First off, gotta remove the lungs you came with, mein liebe, trust me, they won't hurt a bit! *GASP* A gaping big hole! Don't worry, they're gonna fill it up in a minute ...
38. Now, what did the instructions that came with it say again? Oh my, they're gonna give you not just bigger lungs, but a bigger, conical chest too. See that pinkish-red cylinder in the background? The doc says it'll push you up to a 36C. Hmmmm ... I like!
39. There! That was rather simple wasn't it? Let the nice man in coveralls do a little nip and tuck:
40. Wait a minute, did they shortchange you on any extra silicon, no no, I meant carbonfibre? How come your E92 cousin has extra carbonfibre in front?
41. Oh no, silly GruppeM says that they don't make that extra CF piece in front for you and your 1 siblings baby, coz they wouldn't fit the slender gap in between! That's just a really sorry excuse isn't it? Well, at least they compensated us with a pair of air scoops which your cousins won't get, they are supposed to help direct airflow into your new lungs better:
42. All done! Let's get you a little wipedown:
43. And not forgetting the little sticker which some say adds 10 horses:
44. And you're good to go! 4D numbers, anyone?
45. Let's crank it up and hear how you sound like:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsJgno6kM1Q[/YOUTUBE]
The video certainly does no justice to the actual growl you now make does it not, mein liebe? You are now more eager to rev once the 'rush' kicks in after 2500rpm, and are prone to causing your master to push harder on what feels like a lightened throttle response whenever there're slowcoaches on the road.
And that booming growl you made last Sunday as you eased into Cathay's MSCP from the Mount Sophia entrance? That was certainly a classy way of announcing your arrival, my Fraulein in the sexy black dress ... well worth the investment!
That's all for now!
Next up: Lowering the suspension ... stay tuned.
PS: I'm sorry if I allowed Uncle Kim to 'rape' your new lungs a bit hard past the redline on Saturday. Yes, yes, he 'raped' your cushy Coral Red leather passenger seat the other time at T3 and I promise you I'll never let him do it again to you. Try. Coz he's much bigger than me, y'know? Hey, at least he didn't do it with a bunch of his other perverted friends over and over again like they did to that poor grey Toyota MRS on Saturday, remember? :yikess:
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
wah very nicely done must be enjoying it
wah very nicely done
must be enjoying it
kim_pioneer
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
Nice piece of narrative you have there..... until the P.S. part.
1.--- Uncle Kim is Taboo.... any thing more than Bro is Taboo.
2. I did not molest her at the airport.... you offered me to put my tush on her inner-section... and even help her wrap her arms ard my waist...you perverted threesome-urging maniac.
3. As I put my feet on her pedals.... didn't you hear her squealed in estatic pleasure.... the more I trust forth.... the more she lets off that satisfied moan... not my fault ....she love
4. I took good care of the topless beauty and handled her in immaculate style, so much so that her owner pouted at me:..... "another round?"
So there you go... all baseless accusations in which I reserve all my rights to take legal remedies..... hummm starting from taking your bavarian Sexbomb for a real "spirited" rendeveous.... yummmy
Nice piece of narrative you have there..... until the P.S. part.
1.--- Uncle Kim is Taboo.... any thing more than Bro is Taboo.
2. I did not molest her at the airport.... you offered me to put my tush on her inner-section... and even help her wrap her arms ard my waist...you perverted threesome-urging maniac.
3. As I put my feet on her pedals.... didn't you hear her squealed in estatic pleasure.... the more I trust forth.... the more she lets off that satisfied moan... not my fault ....she love
4. I took good care of the topless beauty and handled her in immaculate style, so much so that her owner pouted at me:..... "another round?"
So there you go... all baseless accusations in which I reserve all my rights to take legal remedies..... hummm starting from taking your bavarian Sexbomb for a real "spirited" rendeveous.... yummmy
wei0306
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Re: Arrivederci, my Italianio slut ... Willkommen, my sexy German Fräulein
Nicely done bro TinTin !
I told myself to avoid opening up this thread, but its just too tempting, and your every sentences are spreading the poison big time !
But good job... and keep it coming !
Nicely done bro TinTin !
I told myself to avoid opening up this thread, but its just too tempting, and your every sentences are spreading the poison big time !
But good job... and keep it coming !
