aston martin v8 vantage s or porsche 911 gts ?

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MW;685601 said:
Yellow lah. Flashy to the max and maybe the valet will turn gay for you.

I bet Milk is getting excited now

yellow really looks gay to me.i prefer darker tones.you see my avatar you will know.
 
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Can Lamborghini SL beat mark x at the lights?
 
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what about audi r8 ... does it give you x-factor and still can use as daily car?

Darth Vader;685598 said:
the 911 gts is my 3rd choice,it lacks the special x factor of the lambo and aston martin.
 
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Darth Vader said:
we do share similar tastes, maybe in woman too ?
I dun think so, Anakin. I am keen on Leia (NOT LEICA) but you cannot, cause you are her dad....

Darth Vader said:
ok i really need to ask this.
so if i drive a lambo, it will improve my chances of getting laid ?
if so,i going to the lambo agent now.
How many times must I tell you it is the CHARM, not the CAR !!!

Look into my eyes......
 
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Borrowing Shaun's video clip.

Nevermind about the 8000rpm redline. Listen to that downshift.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HKSmV7w0t4]Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera Sepang Circuit BMWsg trackday - YouTube[/ame]

Downshifts like that has got to flick up a few skirts.
 
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wt_know;685608 said:
what about audi r8 ... does it give you x-factor and still can use as daily car?

GTR is a nissan, R8 is a audi.
get it ?
 
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kenntona;685609 said:
I dun think so, Anakin. I am keen on Leia (NOT LEICA) but you cannot, cause you are her dad....


How many times must I tell you it is the CHARM, not the CAR !!!

Look into my eyes......


Lela is robot's daughter.
I think u stick to leica better since she "likes" u liao
 
Re: aston martin v8 vantage s or porsche 911 gts ?

If you get SL then you can race Toto and revive the match. But I will say go for the Vantage because that is one sexy car and I personally think the Aston V8 sounds better than the V10. But really can't be wrong with either one.
 
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My choice is F458 but not in your list so flip a coin....anyway you dont need any of these 3 cars to get laid....A BMW and a lot of charm will suffice.
 
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zorro;685653 said:
My choice is F458 but not in your list so flip a coin....anyway you dont need any of these 3 cars to get laid....A BMW and a lot of charm will suffice.

hi,

would u be offering charm lessons??

i have been driving a BMW but it doesn't seem to work.

I now know why.

Please teach me how to have a lot of charm.

Thanks in Advance!
 
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I refer you to the master Kenntona. I am not qualified to teach yet. But what I know is either it is inherent in you or you got to use $$$ to compensate for the lack of it. Either case it will help you to get laid.


master;685699 said:
hi,

would u be offering charm lessons??

i have been driving a BMW but it doesn't seem to work.

I now know why.

Please teach me how to have a lot of charm.

Thanks in Advance!
 
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zorro;685704 said:
I refer you to the master Kenntona. I am not qualified to teach yet.

OK thanks.

Let me just share with you what i usually do.

If i spot hot girl on street, I drive up to them and stop my car 15 steps ahead of them.

Then, I pop open the boot, open my door, and get out in the most hunky way I know how.

I then go to the back of my car, take out the snake basket, and start playing my "instrument"

Usually, the girl run away.

This was what was taught to me in the "charming" course that I went to the other time.

Can you please advise what I am doing wrong? :verysad:
 
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zorro;685704 said:
I refer you to the master Kenntona. I am not qualified to teach yet.

Thats right, Ken is the Porn King of Homos...you must first learn to dress like him to have charm
 
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master;685706 said:
OK thanks.

Let me just share with you what i usually do.

If i spot hot girl on street, I drive up to them and stop my car 15 steps ahead of them.

Then, I pop open the boot, open my door, and get out in the most hunky way I know how.

I then go to the back of my car, take out the snake basket, and start playing my "instrument"

Usually, the girl run away.

This was what was taught to me in the "charming" course that I went to the other time.

Can you please advise what I am doing wrong? :verysad:


Maybe your instrument too small and look like a worm. Girls are usually afraid of worms
 
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Sorry to hear your predicament. I would like to advise you not to play flute...its an instrument played by woman. You should be offering your flute instead! Hope that helps...

master;685706 said:
OK thanks.

Let me just share with you what i usually do.

If i spot hot girl on street, I drive up to them and stop my car 15 steps ahead of them.

Then, I pop open the boot, open my door, and get out in the most hunky way I know how.

I then go to the back of my car, take out the snake basket, and start playing my "instrument"

Usually, the girl run away.

This was what was taught to me in the "charming" course that I went to the other time.

Can you please advise what I am doing wrong? :verysad:
 
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i dressed like that leh...

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wished i knew about this place earlier....

before that all those advice that those people at meesiamboy.com and tammygirlforum.com gave me all wrong...

can't believe i wasted the best years of my youth...
 
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zorro;685710 said:
Sorry to hear your predicament. I would like to advise you not to play flute...its an instrument played by woman. You should be offering your flute instead! Hope that helps...

Maybe his one is a recorder instead of a flute....
 
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zorro;685710 said:
Sorry to hear your predicament. I would like to advise you not to play flute...its an instrument played by woman. You should be offering your flute instead! Hope that helps...

sorry zorro, i did not offer them a flute.. i gave them a saxophone... they say they don't know how to play...

i say, nevermind.. if you don't know how to play saxophone, can you play the percussion instead???

i offer them these maracas...

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i also gave them a fool-proof diagram on how to play the maracas...

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but everytime it doesn't really work.

how?
 
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You are a confusing guy. You dressed like an idiotic kungfu master and keep offering different musical instrument to any girl and expect her to play them? Maybe you should start offering $$$ to compensate for the lack of charm.

Master Kenn..pls assist our bro here....

master;685713 said:
sorry zorro, i did not offer them a flute.. i gave them a saxophone... they say they don't know how to play...

i say, nevermind.. if you don't know how to play saxophone, can you play the percussion instead???

i offer them these maracas...

NINO509.png


i also gave them a fool-proof diagram on how to play the maracas...

41800_2427311562_7200_n.jpg



but everytime it doesn't really work.

how?
 
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