Fortune Telling

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SLK69;555706 said:
Some say i zhoon .....some say i m not...
Luckily for me ......i m not so zhoon.....if not i will be father of the world
but for u ....i can be more zhoon but in your mouth....

u 69 mah...sure zhoon:lol:
 
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I went to a few serng mia ones before cos no money and wanted to know what plant to buy or what pendant to wear so that I can win 10M Toto hong bao draw. Then the last one I went to told me "Ah Ti ahh, dun keep looking for quick money. Health is wealth, eat more health food and exercise for long life"

NAHBEY, tat was $68! I also know how to say tat. *(*%#+
 
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MW;555722 said:
I went to a few serng mia ones before cos no money and wanted to know what plant to buy or what pendant to wear so that I can win 10M Toto hong bao draw. Then the last one I went to told me "Ah Ti ahh, dun keep looking for quick money. Health is wealth, eat more health food and exercise for long life"

NAHBEY, tat was $68! I also know how to say tat. *(*%#+

a few years back you no money, now u drive M5. ur F teller must be very good,
pls share contact.


even MM Lee also believe in fengshui.......dun pray pray.
 
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I go see many fortune tellers regularly. For example:

1. I go play golf.
2. my golf game becomes koyak after a while.
3. I go see fortune tellers like Callaway/ Taylor Made/ Titleist/ Ping
4. They all tell me to go buy the "XYZ" driver/hybrid/ fairway wood/ iron/ wedge/ ball/ etc. With XYZ, your shots will go higher/ longer/ more accurate.
5. I pay $$$ to buy XYZ.
6. Repeat step #1.
 
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Just to share another true experience from my good friend..nothing related to bengali and his long dick and sing to the tune of bengawan solo...

My friend at age of 36 was at the lowest point of his life..career sucks, financially weak, looks (anyone here look better than him) and a big spender so can guess the frustration in him until one day he went to consult a fortune teller and was told that either he kaput at the age of 39 or he will strike it rich...He quit his job and become a futures trader at 36 since he might died in 2 years time and during the first 2 years, he lost monies...but strike in rich at 39 and nowadays owns many properties, cars and horses.

So to him, his fortune teller is more choonz than god...and this happened 12 years ago.
 
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My friend walked past Lorong 20, and one sweet chick says she is a fortune teller. She told him, "you will be happy in a short while, but could be slightly poorer."

After 1 hour plus, he said the fortune teller damn zhoon.
 
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The difference is fortune teller talk no action but futures trader dont talk but full of actions.
 
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kenntona;555734 said:
My friend walked past Lorong 20, and one sweet chick says she is a fortune teller. She told him, "you will be happy in a short while, but could be slightly poorer."

After 1 hour plus, he said the fortune teller damn zhoon.

not bad... where to find this fortune teller
 
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kenntona;555734 said:
My friend walked past Lorong 20, and one sweet chick says she is a fortune teller. She told him, "you will be happy in a short while, but could be slightly poorer."

After 1 hour plus, he said the fortune teller damn zhoon.

this is one powerful fortune teller. where exactly along L20 to find? :lol2: :lol2:
 
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zorro;555730 said:
, looks (anyone here look better than him) \.

.


But no one is uglier here than Kenntona
 
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Mockngbrd said:
not bad... where to find this fortune teller
dash said:
this is one powerful fortune teller. where exactly along L20 to find?
I will ask him to come for July meetup.......

BTW, Lorong 20 can park so many cars or not?

MW said:
But no one is uglier here than Kenntona
Uglier your Muthu Curry face.
 
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Like that hard to pick the winner...my friend has to go for cosmetic surgery...how about Kenn
 
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is the the famous L20? I never been....

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zorro;555743 said:
Like that hard to pick the winner...my friend has to go for cosmetic surgery...how about Kenn


Leave the country...
 
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Kenn will bite his tongue and commit suicide...
 
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I was once invited to a famous master house (his home ground) to play poker.. the way he stack up his money like got formation type and his chair seat higher than most of us players. The seat he taken also seems like he know got the best feng shui for him... I thought SIAO LIAO to play at his home ground and some more famous feng shui da shi.... Guess what he loss the most ...HAHA
 
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sherman0888;556371 said:
I was once invited to a famous master house (his home ground) to play poker.. the way he stack up his money like got formation type and his chair seat higher than most of us players. The seat he taken also seems like he know got the best feng shui for him... I thought SIAO LIAO to play at his home ground and some more famous feng shui da shi.... Guess what he loss the most ...HAHA


this one clever.....got strategy.... lose one time, then......slaughter big big.....:shhhh:
 
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I foresee towards the end of July, most probably a Sunday, you will meet many like-minded people...... oh yes, I see cars, many many cars........ these people will bring joy and luck to you.

Beware of white-uniformed people. They are the "small people". Huan tio.
 

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