Hello!
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camelhitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camelwas kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Jawzsg The camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
Sergeant replied, 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.'
Moral of the story :-
If you are not sure of doing things, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ... not after you have done it wrongly and park Jawzsg the camel !!!
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ginny;504864 said:
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camelhitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camelwas kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Jawzsg The camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
Sergeant replied, 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.'
Moral of the story :-
If you are not sure of doing things, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ... not after you have done it wrongly and park Jawzsg the camel !!!
