Hello

[jonleeck]

Re: Hello

Is a Friday...fri Fri Fri Fri Friday.
Morning meifeng! Wondering what are u wearing to work today?

 

[etan1]

Hello

Good morning, Ed...

Dan, gooood morning.

 

[etan1]

Hello

Is a Friday...fri Fri Fri Fri Friday.
Morning meifeng! Wondering what are u wearing to work today?

Jon, goooood morning.

 

[jonleeck]

Re: Hello

Jon, goooood morning.

as a value horsin here i will not goot morning back to u.
I will goot morning to u @ bpl thread! goot morning ed! rvp rocks!

 

[kenntona]

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Wah all kenna potong jalan by Kenn.... hehehe

I do not potong. Fair competition but unfair advantage. I cannot help it.

If not he always think he tua jiak, can jiak lang.

Sorry, tua kee, not tua jiak.
I can visualise in the near future, Jon and Dash will confront me like a movie scene.....

Jon: Kenntona, did you potong the rest of the forum and sian Liu Meifeng?

Forum admin: You don't have to answer that question!

Kenntona: I'll answer the question!

[to Jon and Dash]

Kenntona: You want answers?

Jon: I think I'm entitled to.

Kenntona: You want answers?

Jon: I want the truth!

Kenntona: You can't handle the truth!

[pauses]

Kenntona: Son, we live in a world that has women, and those women have to be treated nicely by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dash? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for losing Meifeng, and you curse the cheehong kias. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That my date with Meifeng, while unfair, probably saved your marriage. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves marriages. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at meetups, you want me on that cheehong wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like horsin, potong, cheehong. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and laughs under the blanket of the very funny forum that I help to provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up another chick, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Jon: Did you date Liu Meifeng?

Kenntona: I did the job I...

Jon: Did you potong Liu Meifeng?

Kenntona: You're Goddamn right I did!

 

[jonleeck]

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As jon look around the rest of the horsins were very quiet!.
He looked at Dash,........ his tears were flowing down to his cheek! it was disgusting! ( ballness...jon said to himself)
then turn his head to KELVINBMW....
JON STOOD UP AND LOOK AT KENN INTO HIS FACE!
jon: i will not back off from this fight! big guy! u think is over???...i wun run away from meifeng!
KENNtona( eyes big big, mouth open):.... ..... ...
the crowd all roar and clap in approval!!..................RYAN stood up and nodded his head! yesssss! way to go....JON FTW!

 

[kenntona]

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My mama always said the forum is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

 

[zorro]

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Just curious who you think MF will get wet listening to?

 

[kenntona]

Re: Hello

Just curious who you think MF will get wet listening to?

Ah, those, I cannot post here. Whisper besides the ears.

 

[zorro]

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Continue with your script writing and lets see if I can sell it to TCS or Gurmit Singh...

 

[jonleeck]

Re: Hello

I do not potong. Fair competition but unfair advantage. I cannot help it.



Sorry, tua kee, not tua jiak.
I can visualise in the near future, Jon and Dash will confront me like a movie scene.....

Jon: Kenntona, did you potong the rest of the forum and sian Liu Meifeng?

Forum admin: You don't have to answer that question!

Kenntona: I'll answer the question!

[to Jon and Dash]

Kenntona: You want answers?

Jon: I think I'm entitled to.

Kenntona: You want answers?

Jon: I want the truth!

Kenntona: You can't handle the truth!

[pauses]

Kenntona: Son, we live in a world that has women, and those women have to be treated nicely by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dash? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for losing Meifeng, and you curse the cheehong kias. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That my date with Meifeng, while unfair, probably saved your marriage. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves marriages. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at meetups, you want me on that cheehong wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like horsin, potong, cheehong. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and laughs under the blanket of the very funny forum that I help to provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up another chick, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Jon: Did you date Liu Meifeng?

Kenntona: I did the job I...

Jon: Did you potong Liu Meifeng?

Kenntona: You're Goddamn right I did!

As jon look around the rest of the horsins were very quiet!.
He looked at Dash,........ his tears were flowing down to his cheek! it was disgusting! ( ballness...jon said to himself)
then turn his head to KELVINBMW....
JON STOOD UP AND LOOK AT KENN INTO HIS FACE!
jon: i will not back off from this fight! big guy! u think is over???...i wun run away from meifeng!
KENNtona( eyes big big, mouth open):.... ..... ...
the crowd all roar and clap in approval!!..................RYAN stood up and nodded his head! yesssss! way to go....JON FTW!

Just curious who you think MF will get wet listening to?

SUDDENLY!............ zorro ! AI chap ji kar!.......
he whisper:'Just curious who you think MF will get wet listening to?"
THE REST TURN their head into his direction!
HOOT AR!!!!!

 

[MRacer77]

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Hi and welcome to the forum.

 

[kenntona]

Re: Hello

Meifeng, we do this tonight?

[video=youtube;Ik-RsDGPI5Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik-RsDGPI5Y[/video]

 

[MRacer77]

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Wouldn't you rather do the Lambada????

 

[kevinbmw]

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SUDDENLY!............ zorro ! AI chap ji kar!.......
he whisper:'Just curious who you think MF will get wet listening to?"
THE REST TURN their head into his direction!
HOOT AR!!!!!

In the midst of the "hooting", kevinbmw turns to MF and shield her from the horrific scene.
Kevinbmw: MF, would you like to get out somewhere quieter?
MF: yes Kevin..take me away from this please!
Kevinbmw grabs MF's delicate hands and guide her to his car and sped away!
During the drive....
MF: oh Kevin...thanks for saving me and watching over me...these men...all horsins..all have ulterior motives....
Kevinbmw: dont worry...I protect you from all these horsins. I will always be watching over you!
MF: I like!! Pullover pullover!!!!My herooooooo.....*smooches Kevin*
Kevinbmw: mai like that...I shy...
MF: I like I want I like I want!!
Kevinbmw:

 

[C3P0]

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Robot: You must ignore those horsins. They will lead you to the dark side!

Meifeng: I can't.

Robot: You can, it's all in your mind.

MF: ....ok..... I'll try......

Robot: try not! Do, or do not. There is no try!

 

[zorro]

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MF: I want it now...cmon give it to me now..Argghhhh
Kevinbmw: Fuck who hit my head......
Jon : Hey time to wake up...you just have a wet dream...
Kevinnmw: Wet dream even after both of us screwed our brains out last night!

In the midst of the "hooting", kevinbmw turns to MF and shield her from the horrific scene.
Kevinbmw: MF, would you like to get out somewhere quieter?
MF: yes Kevin..take me away from this please!
Kevinbmw grabs MF's delicate hands and guide her to his car and sped away!
During the drive....
MF: oh Kevin...thanks for saving me and watching over me...these men...all horsins..all have ulterior motives....
Kevinbmw: dont worry...I protect you from all these horsins. I will always be watching over you!
MF: I like!! Pullover pullover!!!!My herooooooo.....*smooches Kevin*
Kevinbmw: mai like that...I shy...
MF: I like I want I like I want!!
Kevinbmw:

 

[dash]

Re: Hello

What is happening?

All hallucinating, then somemore put them in words?

mai weak la. tsk tsk tsk.


Meifeng is not here to look for internet heros, good w words
not here to see who tua jiak, tua kee
not here to see horsins fight




She is here to make friends, find out about her car and workshop.

U all lost the plot. Losers.






I will be that true friend. show her about her car and recommend her a workshop.

 

[jonleeck]

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In the midst of the "hooting", kevinbmw turns to MF and shield her from the horrific scene. ( suddenly a flying chair hit bmwkelvin head)
HE FAINTED!(COS HE VERY FRAIL AND WEAK TYPE)soft leg soft leg...
then he had a dream........(as he has been lusting MF for very long..................
Kevinbmw: MF, would you like to get out somewhere quieter?
MF: yes Kevin..take me away from this please!
Kevinbmw grabs MF's delicate hands and guide her to his car and sped away!
During the drive....
MF: oh Kevin...thanks for saving me and watching over me...these men...all horsins..all have ulterior motives....
Kevinbmw: dont worry...I protect you from all these horsins. I will always be watching over you!
MF: I like!! Pullover pullover!!!!My herooooooo.....*smooches Kevin*
Kevinbmw: mai like that...I shy...
MF: I like I want I like I want!!
Kevinbmw:
MF: I want it now...cmon give it to me now..Argghhhh
Kevinbmw: Fuck who hit my head......
Jon : Hey time to wake up...you just have a wet dream...
Kevinnmw: Wet dream even after both of us screwed our brains out last night!

 

[dash]

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and kevin's gf appear.....the end...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best ending!

Zebra, I upped ur reps for this post. U good! hahahahahaha