Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
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Re: Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
Fastest way to get the car of your dreams is to marry a millionaire wife (Pretty or ugly not important)...over night u will be a millionaire too.Can buy any cars u want.For ladies, try to hook a Millionaire Guy,get pregnant as soon as possible.Even end up divorce still can get half of their assets. Hope this helps..
Fastest way to get the car of your dreams is to marry a millionaire wife (Pretty or ugly not important)...over night u will be a millionaire too.Can buy any cars u want.For ladies, try to hook a Millionaire Guy,get pregnant as soon as possible.Even end up divorce still can get half of their assets. Hope this helps..
Re: Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
this is one of the funniest intro threads.
You come in, introduce yourself as someone who is 25, and used to work at a rental car company JUST so to drive different makes of cars, and then go on to ask what jobs will allow you pay you enough to buy an F10 5 Series. Without giving any indications of the experience/qualifications you have, how is anyone going to give you any proper advice? Even going on to ask for direct referalls for said jobs. And when there are some proper sound advice given amidst all the heckling. You call everyone idiots. You win.
Let me help you out with some figures easily found on sgcarmart on how much you need to buy a 5 series:
Say a 523i (don't even mention 535i) from Performance Motors, currently retailing for approx $239.8k.
Say you put in a deposit of 10%, that's $23,900 in cash. Your loan will be for $215820.
Say you take a 10year loan at an interest rate of 1.88%, your monthly installment will be $2137.
Say you set aside 30% of your monthly take home income to service the loan, you will be taking home just above $7k to have your 5 series.
So do you have something to contribute to any company out there that is worth paying you above $7000 a month? Ask yourself that before asking for handouts and calling everyone here an idiot. If you cannot take the poking-fun-of here, then i don't see how you are going to face up to real world working life criticisms.
Maybe you can be a minister.
AND TO EVERYONE!!!! IF you all have any such lobangs, pls fwd to me first. thank you. if got chio bu numbers and photos, also pls forward to me.
this is one of the funniest intro threads.
You come in, introduce yourself as someone who is 25, and used to work at a rental car company JUST so to drive different makes of cars, and then go on to ask what jobs will allow you pay you enough to buy an F10 5 Series. Without giving any indications of the experience/qualifications you have, how is anyone going to give you any proper advice? Even going on to ask for direct referalls for said jobs. And when there are some proper sound advice given amidst all the heckling. You call everyone idiots. You win.
Let me help you out with some figures easily found on sgcarmart on how much you need to buy a 5 series:
Say a 523i (don't even mention 535i) from Performance Motors, currently retailing for approx $239.8k.
Say you put in a deposit of 10%, that's $23,900 in cash. Your loan will be for $215820.
Say you take a 10year loan at an interest rate of 1.88%, your monthly installment will be $2137.
Say you set aside 30% of your monthly take home income to service the loan, you will be taking home just above $7k to have your 5 series.
So do you have something to contribute to any company out there that is worth paying you above $7000 a month? Ask yourself that before asking for handouts and calling everyone here an idiot. If you cannot take the poking-fun-of here, then i don't see how you are going to face up to real world working life criticisms.
Maybe you can be a minister.
AND TO EVERYONE!!!! IF you all have any such lobangs, pls fwd to me first. thank you. if got chio bu numbers and photos, also pls forward to me.
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but u wu sim talk about pump petrol first one remember me 
Re: Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
based on Mock's calculation, the best career is to be a Minister
However, your family living standards might suffer....u might end up driving a S Class instead of a 5er cos i noticed the whites aint a fan of bmw.....heavier fuel consumption but that's nothing that u cannot pay with a 1mil+ per Annum salary.
In addition, i think u will still have your monthly MP allowance too.
However, u cannot go sar lau without putting a fake moustache on
based on Mock's calculation, the best career is to be a Minister
However, your family living standards might suffer....u might end up driving a S Class instead of a 5er cos i noticed the whites aint a fan of bmw.....heavier fuel consumption but that's nothing that u cannot pay with a 1mil+ per Annum salary.
In addition, i think u will still have your monthly MP allowance too.
However, u cannot go sar lau without putting a fake moustache on
Mockngbrd;728098 said:
Centurion9990
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Re: Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
Based on the recent pay cut and new payout structure, the position speaker of the parliament + GRC MP is the most reeleck + song job...
sszone;728121 said:based on Mock's calculation, the best career is to be a Minister
However, your family living standards might suffer....u might end up driving a S Class instead of a 5er cos i noticed the whites aint a fan of bmw.....heavier fuel consumption but that's nothing that u cannot pay with a 1mil+ per Annum salary.
In addition, i think u will still have your monthly MP allowance too.
However, u cannot go sar lau without putting a fake moustache on
Based on the recent pay cut and new payout structure, the position speaker of the parliament + GRC MP is the most reeleck + song job...
C3P0
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Re: Hi there people, how ca I be an owner of a BMW?
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Steve Job said iPhone 4S no stock le. How?ac323;727870 said:
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Gam siah, i also got this kangtao but went Toa Payoh because my house nearer.Sukuragi;727999 said:
THANKS EVERYONE, WHO SAYS BMWSG NOT HELPFUL?
