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[Chocs]

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A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man.

However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,"

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!"

.....wahahaha ..........

 

[pReTeNd3r]

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A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man.

However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,"

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!"

So funny, brobot...

 

[SapphireSpite]

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Morning all, who Gg this Sunday meetup?

 

[C3P0]

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.....wahahaha ..........

So funny, brobot...

Jonleeck also say its funny! LOL

Morning all, who Gg this Sunday meetup?

I probably can't make it, got baby shower to attend....

 

[pReTeNd3r]

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u r always so busy

 

[C3P0]

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u r always so busy

I like your avatar....

 

[milk15]

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I probably can't make it, got baby shower to attend....

Your 2nd niece???? :laughlik::laughlik:

Congrats Raymond........................

 

[C3P0]

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Your 2nd niece???? :laughlik::laughlik:

Congrats Raymond........................

Hi Guni, do you DIY?

M U.

 

[pReTeNd3r]

Hi

I like your avatar....

I like ur temporary avatar too.

 

[jonleeck]

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Brobot is waiting and plotting for the next challenge!
He wun let me off easy! I know!lol.

 

[SapphireSpite]

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Brobot is waiting and plotting for the next challenge!
He wun let me off easy! I know!lol.

Go Man U!

/ruuuuuuuuuuuns



I never follow soccer nowadays, but last time got Eric kentona, he damn power .
Got one advertisement I watched since young. He play soccer with demons , penalty shoot he pop his collar and said ," a le vuar" shoot went through the keeper.

Sart sart!

 

[SapphireSpite]

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Surf this forum so much say kentona,

Cantona

Btw found it

[video=youtube;vdhvp-iYR3s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhvp-iYR3s&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

 

[jawzsg]

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Hi Brobot, .. have you been to Sentosa, Mt. Faber and Hort Park lately?

 

[ac323]

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Hi Brobot, .. have you been to Sentosa, Mt. Faber and Hort Park lately?

think he went to Great World..............













cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

 

[Dinosaur hunter]

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Sore loser?

*run away*

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man.

However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,"

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!"

 

[pReTeNd3r]

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Sore loser?

*run away*

lol... dun say that.. he very steady.....nice robot...

 

[C3P0]

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Brobot is waiting and plotting for the next challenge!
He wun let me off easy! I know!lol.

Hi Jon, are you a very fast man? etan1 tell me one.

Go Man U!
/ruuuuuuuuuuuns
I never follow soccer nowadays, but last time got Eric kentona, he damn power .
Got one advertisement I watched since young. He play soccer with demons , penalty shoot he pop his collar and said ," a le vuar" shoot went through the keeper.
Sart sart!

When you mention Cantona, all the Man U fans will start chanting "“Sad, sad. Can we turn back the clock?”

Sore loser?
*run away*

Do you DIY?

Hi Brobot, .. have you been to Sentosa, Mt. Faber and Hort Park lately?

think he went to Great World..............

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

nb now I am in a daze and very stressed. I may tell the wrong story so please ask me 2 years later can? 2 years later one confirm is true story. Nothing but the truth.

lol... dun say that.. he very steady.....nice robot...

Finally , a very high quality post!!

 

[tobasco]

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hi all.... please kindly guide a bmw newbie...

 

[C3P0]

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hi all.... please kindly guide a bmw newbie...

Welcome! You post here you are a bro of Raymondtan and hence my bro!

 

[pReTeNd3r]

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welcome tobasco, enjor ur ride.... u found the right person to be ur bro....