steven32
Well-Known Member
someone posted this on another forum on most embarrasing moments ..i copy n paste to share here..anyone have similar situation hahahha
i m writing this as an experience that i have came across the 1st time
went for lunch at tampines prime foodcourt (blk 500 plus) - the indian rojak stall serve very good food
anyway as per normal i have a "good digestive system" and during my lunch i have a urgent need to release the load in my stomach .. faster rush to the toilet paid the guy 20 cents and went in.
the toilets are designed in a way that the male n female toilets are seperated by a cardboard wall kinda thing
saw the last toilet empty so went in, its the seating kind but the rims are dirty with footprints etc sigh .. wanted to clean but i only have 1 packet of tissue so i cant risk that .. bo pian need to squat on the seats as with wat other users have done.
the act of trying to balance on the seats with working shoes (flat wood soles) is extremely difficult, scared slip n fall on the ground or worst fall into the bowl plus cant take out pants as the floor was dirty n wet - i believe some bros experience this - soo .. the pants were at my ankle and i was trying to get on top of the seat to get into the squatting position when all hell broke loose ..
while trying to get up - 1 leg up first 2nd leg up - i had a huge fart followed by 1 fishball sized dropping coming out .. this is in the middle of trying to get up n balance !!
unfortunately the dropping did not hit its target - it dropped on the seat instead and i dunno how it bounced off to the floor and rolled over to the neighbour's cubicle which is e female toilet which is obvious because i can hear the lady's conversation while i was trying to get up the seat .... "wo zai toilet lor .. jin tian report hen tua etc etc" when suddenly
the next thing i heard was "eeeee you dong xi pow lai wor de cubicle !!! den yi sia .." there was a brief silence " eeeee xi da pian !!! waaah piang !!! you ren the da pian diow sia lai pow lai wo zhe pian !!! eeee " she started banging the cubile wall ... i faster terek the balance of my poo and got dressed trying to rush out before her !!!
went back to continue lunch while laffing away at myself ...
i m writing this as an experience that i have came across the 1st time
went for lunch at tampines prime foodcourt (blk 500 plus) - the indian rojak stall serve very good food
anyway as per normal i have a "good digestive system" and during my lunch i have a urgent need to release the load in my stomach .. faster rush to the toilet paid the guy 20 cents and went in.
the toilets are designed in a way that the male n female toilets are seperated by a cardboard wall kinda thing
saw the last toilet empty so went in, its the seating kind but the rims are dirty with footprints etc sigh .. wanted to clean but i only have 1 packet of tissue so i cant risk that .. bo pian need to squat on the seats as with wat other users have done.
the act of trying to balance on the seats with working shoes (flat wood soles) is extremely difficult, scared slip n fall on the ground or worst fall into the bowl plus cant take out pants as the floor was dirty n wet - i believe some bros experience this - soo .. the pants were at my ankle and i was trying to get on top of the seat to get into the squatting position when all hell broke loose ..
while trying to get up - 1 leg up first 2nd leg up - i had a huge fart followed by 1 fishball sized dropping coming out .. this is in the middle of trying to get up n balance !!
unfortunately the dropping did not hit its target - it dropped on the seat instead and i dunno how it bounced off to the floor and rolled over to the neighbour's cubicle which is e female toilet which is obvious because i can hear the lady's conversation while i was trying to get up the seat .... "wo zai toilet lor .. jin tian report hen tua etc etc" when suddenly
the next thing i heard was "eeeee you dong xi pow lai wor de cubicle !!! den yi sia .." there was a brief silence " eeeee xi da pian !!! waaah piang !!! you ren the da pian diow sia lai pow lai wo zhe pian !!! eeee " she started banging the cubile wall ... i faster terek the balance of my poo and got dressed trying to rush out before her !!!
went back to continue lunch while laffing away at myself ...
