Re: Old folk home in JB
Acerbity aside, I've often pondered how I'd live out my last years. As we made the decision (it remains yet to be seen whether it was a wise one or otherwise) not to have children, I guess the only ones that would send us to a (any) nursing home would be ourselves. And, that being the case, I've come up with 2 options in order to avoid putting myself at the mercy of some fogey-slapping Filipino so-called-nurse:
Option a. When the time comes, instead of a nursing home, I head to any one of the following: AMK MRT station, Bedok Reservoir, MBS (this latter seems super popular of late) or, if I'm feeling super extravagant, enroll in a skydiving course - and "forget" to pull the chute at 10000 feet. Consperm no need nursing home in Singapore, JB or Batam.
Option b. If I lack the courage to carry out the above plan, then all I need to do is to project to my many nieces and nephews an image of an ailing uncle with Immense wealth - so, all these ingrate gen Z fcukers will be circling my deathbed like effing vultures, attending to my every whimsical need, just hoping I'd keel over and pass a sizable fortune over to them. Little will they know I would have blown all my money on car mods....
See, no need JB old folks home liao like that!