one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

[golilok]

1) Its like handbags to you

 

[kenntona]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

"Can you imagine having 15 Birkins ?"

 

[zorro]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Its either cars or mistress pick one...

 

[etan1]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Honey, I am sleeping with the car tonite

 

[zorro]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Your moaning sound reminds me of my car throaty exhaust....

 

[wobbles]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

2) It's the same as hugging warm fluffy clothes fresh out of the dryer on a cold winter's night....

 

[MW]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

My car's depreciation is slower than you

 

[hitmee]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

i get to change car every 3 years

 

[hitmee]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

i can own more than one car.......

 

[hitmee]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

my car will blow when i start my engine.........

 

[DrK]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Everytime I WOT my car, I get rush of orgasm. With you, it is more of a hit-and-miss.

 

[hitmee]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

my car can go topless in 17secs

 

[Ahwing]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

17 sec is fast or slow?

 

[DrK]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

My twin turbos and V8 gives me 500 horses. You give me negative horses.

 

[DrK]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

The curves on my car are immaculate and permanent. Unlike you.

 

[zorro]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Guys ...your woman will ask you to screw the exhaust if you continue with the posting...

 

[dash]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Guys ...your woman will ask you to screw the exhaust if you continue with the posting...

or worst, she will screw the hand brake and kick u out of bed.

 

[C3P0]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

My car won't say it's tired or has headache, unlike you.

 

[vypez]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

"you see a handbag hanging on your arm, but what i see are my rims and tyres."

 

[DrK]

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

I don't have to foreplay my car. It is always ready to go or better still, WOT.