one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

If u leave me I will cry for a month but if u hit my car you will cry for a month..
 
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Ok, I've had time to come up with my homework:

You are the scent of fresh flowers in springtime, the touch of the sun's warmth on a breezy summer's day, the revelation of a kaleidoscope of colours upon the arrival of autumn, and the feel of hugging warm fluffy clothes fresh out of the dryer on a cold winter's night.

She'll be so confused whether I'm describing HER or the car, that she'll just love me more more (and hopefully agree to more mods)

I AM DA MAN!!!
 
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wobbles;731747 said:
Ok, I've had time to come up with my homework:

You are the scent of fresh flowers in springtime, the touch of the sun's warmth on a breezy summer's day, the revelation of a kaleidoscope of colours upon the arrival of autumn, and the feel of hugging warm fluffy clothes fresh out of the dryer on a cold winter's night.

She'll be so confused whether I'm describing HER or the car, that she'll just love me more more (and hopefully agree to more mods)

I AM DA MAN!!!

Wa kaoz, your england tok kong.

I used to think that you are Hitmee's clone. But I can now confirm you are not....
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

wobble england is queen england okay!

so he may not understadn the meaning of tok kong.... try harder!
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

may be if you meet him, he knn here knn there
 
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hitmee;731761 said:
may be if you meet him, he knn here knn there

I am the opposite. In the forum, I knn here knn there.

But if you meet me, I speak Queen's English.
 
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C3P0 said:
But if you meet me, I speak Queen's English.

Assuming you don't faint first.....

..... or leave quietly first......
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

I KNNCCB in forum if people scratch or vandalize car or steal logos.

In real life, I am very timid.
 
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C3P0;731764 said:
I am the opposite. In the forum, I knn here knn there.

But if you meet me, I speak Queen's English.

yeah, i heard u always speak queen's english to prc girls
 
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kenntona;731765 said:
Assuming you don't faint first.....

..... or leave quietly first......

leave quietly without paying? milk ask one
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

wobbles;731767 said:
I KNNCCB in forum if people scratch or vandalize car or steal logos.

In real life, I am very timid.

:yikess:

i understand knnccb......... but here we onli interested in CB not even Ccb.

please state yr preferance ...can some wan help me with the link?
 
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ooh...i think wobble is the modern tong pak fu!
 
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jonleeck;731775 said:
ooh...i think wobble is the modern tong pak fu!

Bro, I have enough on my hands handling ONE WIFE. Don't think I would be silly enough to take on 8+1 women at the same time!

Imagine how much cheaper it would be just to feed 8 cars...
 
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hitmee;731770 said:
yeah, i heard u always speak queen's english to prc girls

I think whatever language doesn't matter. Important thing is not to mix up numbers and alphabets, e.g. 12 and 13, coupe and cabrio.
 
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C3P0;731847 said:
I think whatever language doesn't matter. Important thing is not to mix up numbers and alphabets, e.g. 12 and 13, coupe and cabrio.


wobbles buy it can liao
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

hitmee;731860 said:
wobbles buy it can liao

Bro, mine is F13 (coupe) - I won't be able to follow the advice given out in your one-of-a-kind signature.... hehehe.
 
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my car is the perfume but you are the perfume bottle
 
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When I flick her buttons, she purrs not grumbles....
 
Re: one liner to express your love for cars to the women you love?

I get a good ride whenever I desire...
 

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