See what someone did to my new car

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Meek;985510 said:
dun stir shit le. later ah mock khor come spank you... **evil**

Meek shit on oilman to becumz oil sphill. Now Mock gorgor sphank. I will get the nipple clamps and candlewax ready. Schmack schmack time :)
 
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MW;985514 said:
I love my fake M5. Dreams fulfilled! I was driving OPC Getz n all my friends looked down on me.

I love my friends!

nb....that time when you were driving the getz you damn super hao lian.......at ecp one e39 fake M5 was closing up beside you to say hi but you bo hew him. pui you
 
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Getz Club SG chio bu many many!
 
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Forum got Meek....
 
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SapphireSpite;985530 said:
Best FC, low Maintainence, cheaper than other cars, more forums chicks, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! MTL

Cannot. I'm a badge Whore. Also, Getz in my VGCBWHBBWISP (very good class bungalow with humpbrokebackwhale in swimming pool) landed, peepur pui me and say I hor gao kan - cannot afford to live in landed dun pretend.
 
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wobbles;985533 said:
Cannot. I'm a badge Whore. Also, Getz in my VGCBWHBBWISP (very good class bungalow with humpbrokebackwhale in swimming pool) landed, peepur pui me and say I hor gao kan - cannot afford to live in landed dun pretend.

Badges are irrelevant, just put on a GTR badge like this Guy :rolleyes:
 
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Hope TS finds out who d culprit is...

doesnt matter where 1 parks his car. to me its the colour n design of d car which attracts vandals. My fren got a new porker recently his tire apparrently kena slashed, had to change the whole tire. End of d day, d world is like that, green-eyed monster r always ard. Want minimal risk, then buy a minimal risk car, like beige toyota corolla. Drive a nice flashy car ard n expecting nobody to see it n get jealous, is unrealistic.

My bimmer is silver, yes v uncle n family colour but i feel safe parking it anywhere n no problems driving north too.
My previous honda civic was bright metallic blue, n it attracted lots of attention everywhere...

Is like having a chiobu GF but expecting no guys to hit on her...
 
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such green eye bastards should all fall into a drain and get washed away to some godforsaken island wherein they get gang raped by apes
 
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golfgti;985657 said:
Is like having a chiobu GF but expecting no guys to hit on her...

So, your suggestion is to get a fat, fugly and frumpy GF with hairy armpits and unshaven legs? Like that, no one will hit on her ya?

GREAT IDEA BRO!!!!!
 
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wobbles;985659 said:
So, your suggestion is to get a fat, fugly and frumpy GF with hairy armpits and unshaven legs? Like that, no one will hit on her ya?

GREAT IDEA BRO!!!!!

No need. Just wrap your deliciously sexy Gf head to toe, dun let her go out, and keep only short, beer bellied, ugly, smelly, bald and desperately poor frens so they will never have a chance even if she accidentally mets them. :D:D
 
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wobbles;985659 said:
So, your suggestion is to get a fat, fugly and frumpy GF with hairy armpits and unshaven legs? Like that, no one will hit on her ya?

GREAT IDEA BRO!!!!!

god dam my dream GF!!!
 
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Yam5ers will tell you armpits can shave, boobs can fill with silicone, face can chop here chop there and lift the nose, tummy can liposuction, kkj can chop and flip inverted... errr
 
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Yam5ers will also tell u its my body, so piss off
 
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detach8;985666 said:
Yam5ers will tell you armpits can shave, boobs can fill with silicone, face can chop here chop there and lift the nose, tummy can liposuction, kkj can chop and flip inverted... errr

Somewhere in there, must get tattoos of yellow BBKs - one on each silicon-filled boob.
 
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Nah I think a tattoo of the words "SRS Airbag" on both silicone filled boobs sexier
 

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