Wise words

[DrK]

If only Mr Gay had read this earlier and understood the true meaning....... LOL.

Quote:

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

 

[Baby1M]

Re: Wise words

yups yups, there is a difference and he did put it across with some humour.

 

[ozipo]

Re: Wise words

If only Mr Gay had read this earlier and understood the true meaning....... LOL.

Quote:

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

there are woman u pay by hour
there are woman u pay by month
there are woman u pay for the rest of your life
And there are woman he paid with his career

 

[Meek]

Wise words

there are woman u pay by hour
there are woman u pay by month
there are woman u pay for the rest of your life
And there are woman he paid with his career

got woman who gave you life but you can never ever pay back too.

 

[Chocs]

Re: Wise words

got woman who gave you life but you can never ever pay back too.

...double whammy if said woman's hubby is another Gay too..

....2 hands 2 clap ...

 

[Oilman]

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...double whammy if said woman's hubby is another Gay too..

Confusing :thinking:

And if that hubby is a homo tranny who thinks he's trapped in a lesbian's body, which bathroom does he visit?

 

[Chocs]

Re: Wise words

Confusing :thinking:

And if that hubby is a homo tranny who thinks he's trapped in a lesbian's body, which bathroom does he visit?

....hehe....u so easily confused one meh....

 

[MapleLeaf]

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Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

It seems that COMPLETE has a positive fulfilling connotation whilst FINISHED appears to be a doomed happening.

Similar to a collusion resulting in an accident. Boy meets girl, two minds collude and ended up in an accident in the back seat.

 

[iScoupe]

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very chim...

like when i was young, i FINISHED my O level but did not COMPLETED my secondary school. cos i failed and repeated.