You know you love your car when ...

[golilok]

• You make up reasons to go on a drive
• You resist the urge to stomp on freeway but still stomp knowing you will get yelled at anyway
• People think your exhausts are broken and your suspension need repair
• You believe beyond the shadow of a doubt that your car is the finest automobile on the face of the earth
• 90 feels like 60
• You always look in your rear view mirror before you break "softly"
• You are willing to wake up at 5AM just to go for a drive
• They can hear you coming a mile away
• You see your car as a rental car that you will be in for 12 hours over the next three days and get excited
• You fillup withat the petrol kiosk and go looking for victims
• You wait at a light and an Audi owner pulls up, stares and cowards
• You get challenged by every type of Mustang model known
• Young girls say "Mommy, that is the most beautiful car I've ever seen!"
• Every time you get in your car you know there is a possibility that you could get arrested
• You can pour a glass of wine at 140mph and not spill a drop
• You down shift a few gears whenever you go through a tunnel to get a great sound out of it
• You realize there is no parking spot too far away
• Your sexy girlfriend begs you for a blowjo@ and you prefer to go for a spin
• Your pulse quickens at the mere sight of your beast, even if you're not getting in to drive it
• Driving by the bus stop and see every young man slowly turn their head in unison while mouthing #$%#^#
• Every police cruiser speeding up and pacing you to get a close look

 

[Tanzy]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

I would rather go for a drive than to give any sexy 'girl' a blowjob!

 

[S2k]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

i don't feel like driving my car out if it rains

 

[guy013]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

i wash it every other day. sometimes even if it has not been driven in between.

 

[C3P0]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

....my mum slam my door too hard and I said please don't close my door so hard, after which she retaliated "I bring you up for so many years and now your car is more important than me?!!?"
True story.

 

[kevinbmw]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

I clean my brake dust on my rims every other day...or is that only love for my rims?

 

[Chocs]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

...i smile @ her & talk 2 her...& sayang the steering wheel.....

 

[wobbles]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

I.....





I.......





I think I need psychological counseling......

 

[Slow_poke_driver]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

You know you love your car when you:

1. Go to work early just so you can park your car at the better sheltered lots of your office.
2. Check on your car 3-4 times a day to ensure that no van or lorry has parked beside it.
3. Rather take the bus to town because the parking lots there are small.
4. Don't go out when it is raining because the car "has just been waxed".
5. Wash your hands/arm BEFORE driving because the steering wheel and arm rest will get dirty.
6. Always shower before using your car.
7. Ask your girlfriend to put her bag on the rear floor area because you are afraid her bag will dirty your seats.
8. Always have T-shirt, towels and newspaper standby in the car, just in case you, your cloth or shoes get dirty.
9. Can't concentrate in a meeting without worrying about your car because there is a thunder storm right now. That is despite the fact that your car is parked in a cozy sheltered car park.

Most importantly...

You know someone loves his car if you see him parked at the same "good" parking lot of the office, day after day, years after years...and you always attempt to park beside them because you know the chance of getting a dent on your car door is lower.

 

[wt_know]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

You know you love your car when you:

1. Go to work early just so you can park your car at the better sheltered lots of your office.
2. Check on your car 3-4 times a day to ensure that no van or lorry has parked beside it.
3. Rather take the bus to town because the parking lots there are small.
4. Don't go out when it is raining because the car "has just been waxed".
5. Wash your hands/arm BEFORE driving because the steering wheel and arm rest will get dirty.
6. Always shower before using your car.
7. Ask your girlfriend to put her bag on the rear floor area because you are afraid her bag will dirty your seats.
8. Always have T-shirt, towels and newspaper standby in the car, just in case you, your cloth or shoes get dirty.
9. Can't concentrate in a meeting without worrying about your car because there is a thunder storm right now. That is despite the fact that your car is parked in a cozy sheltered car park.

Most importantly...

You know someone loves his car if you see him parked at the same "good" parking lot of the office, day after day, years after years...and you always attempt to park beside them because you know the chance of getting a dent on your car door is lower.

1-9 checked ... mw says

 

[SapphireSpite]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

• 90 feels like 60
  
• You get challenged by every type of Mustang model known
  

Ya, y har, very scary later got those 60km/h speed camera



More like chiongster taxi want to overtake hahaha

 

[MW]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

• You wait at a light and an Audi owner pulls up, stares and cowards

This one I agree....

 

[Buywellsellwell]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

you know it when you think of it more than anything else.... the mods just goes and come back in a cycle....

 

[jasonmaxima]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

1 teeny tiny spec of bird poop anywhere on the car will warrant IMMEDIATE washing of the entire car....

 

[Baby1M]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

You know you love your car when you:

1. Go to work early just so you can park your car at the better sheltered lots of your office.
2. Check on your car 3-4 times a day to ensure that no van or lorry has parked beside it.
3. Rather take the bus to town because the parking lots there are small.
4. Don't go out when it is raining because the car "has just been waxed".
5. Wash your hands/arm BEFORE driving because the steering wheel and arm rest will get dirty.
6. Always shower before using your car.
7. Ask your girlfriend to put her bag on the rear floor area because you are afraid her bag will dirty your seats.
8. Always have T-shirt, towels and newspaper standby in the car, just in case you, your cloth or shoes get dirty.
9. Can't concentrate in a meeting without worrying about your car because there is a thunder storm right now. That is despite the fact that your car is parked in a cozy sheltered car park.....

The above list reminds me of OCD instead of truely love the car.

 

[Tanzy]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

1 teeny tiny spec of bird poop anywhere on the car will warrant IMMEDIATE washing of the entire car....

But if any bird poop hit my wife, I will immediately wipe it off her too. Doesn't mean I love the car more than her.

 

[C3P0]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

This one I agree....

You referring to......H.......Herman?

 

[Je_taime]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

You know someone loves his car if you see him parked at the same "good" parking lot of the office, day after day, years after years...and you always attempt to park beside them because you know the chance of getting a dent on your car door is lower.

totally agree!

 

[Dinosaur hunter]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

I always take a flight after 11am because I can choose the best parking lot (individual lot with pillars on left and right) at my place and take a taxi to the airport. Most of my neighbours will be out for work by 9.30am.

 

[TripleM]

Re: You know you love your car when ...

I clean my brake dust on my rims every other day...or is that only love for my rims?

That means you are a slave to your car.