Giving oral is as good as the gym

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Giving oral is as good as the gym

Sadly girls, giving oral will only benefit you if you’re the giver not the taker. A study has found that pleasuring a guy and swallowing can lower women’s blood pressure and reduce their risk of getting pre-eclampsia. However, if you don’t have the stomach to tackle your man’s area in this way there are other ways you can lower your blood pressure. Another study found that having regular sex with a partner you lived with could lower your diastolic blood pressure, whilst another study found a link between cuddling and reduced blood pressure. So, although you shouldn’t give up on the gym altogether, ladies, it might be worth swapping your sports kit for something a little slinkier once in a while.

Sperm is a great face cream

Although it’s not a great idea to bottle your man stuff and give it to your girl as a present, it turns out that sperm contains protein, which if applied to the face has the same anti-wrinkle benefits as moisturising creams. Apparently the white stuff can tighten skin and give you a little surgery-free facelift. Interestingly, this isn’t the only benefit sperm has to offer. It also contains zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose. Plus, if you’re still not convinced that sperm is super, a recent study in Albany found that women who had sex without condoms had fewer signs of depression than women who used condoms or did not have sex at all. Three cheers for semen.
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

Like that also can ah?
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

i think M-Nut wanted to say Yi Tiao Long also as good as their Triple Service package...or even better...
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

No wonder jap gals' faces are always kim kim koot koot. They started the bukkake faze afterall?
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

I think I will store up my semen and bottle them for sale later.

I will brand it SKII.

Sperm Kenn II
 
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kenntona;835599 said:
I think I will store up my semen and bottle them for sale later.

I will brand it SKII.

Sperm Kenn II

It would not be fresh if you store them in the bottle.

I provide personalised service. Make appointment with me and I'll go to the designated place to "deliver" the fresh protein to the client. I would only allow 1 appointment per day so that the client will get the maximum amount of protein produced for that day.

For tight quality control, I will eat royal jelly and avoid spicy food.

Strictly for female client of 18 years old and above.
 
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Dinosaur hunter;835639 said:
It would not be fresh if you store them in the bottle.

I provide personalised service. Strictly for female client of 18 years old and above.
My gran is 84 years old - at least she is over 18. Can make an appointment?
 
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Singapore Brummie;835648 said:
My gran is 84 years old - at least she is over 18. Can make an appointment?

I knew similar request of such would show up. I would not be able to deliver as "delivery" need a full erection. Quality of the delivery and protein would be also affected if my mood is not right. I would like to turn down your request in view of my reputation for providing one of the best service in town.

You may contact Hitmee who is also in the same trade.
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

...BL..:boring::boring::boring::boring:
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

hearsay Chocs always goes to GYM?????

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....... wondering which type..... :lol2::lol2::lol2:
 
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Dinosaur hunter;835660 said:
I knew similar request of such would show up. I would not be able to deliver as "delivery" need a full erection. Quality of the delivery and protein would be also affected if my mood is not right. I would like to turn down your request in view of my reputation for providing one of the best service in town.

You may contact Hitmee who is also in the same trade.

Is it my observation but Hitmee is very quiet these days? Busy?
 
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DrK;835706 said:
Is it my observation but Hitmee is very quiet these days? Busy?

He's having honeymoon in Europe.............
 
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kenntona;835599 said:
I think I will store up my semen and bottle them for sale later.

I will brand it SKII.

Sperm Kenn II
Can be sued by SK-II.... how about SK-4G and out brand SK-II as the latest and ALL natural product? :dance:
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

Best milk is MAN MILK. .... Guni say one
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

I offer Kenntona some creative labeling options - don't say I not bro enough:

MAN MILK

Serum of Adam

Hizz Jizz

Sailor (Sea man) Spray
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

wobbles;835804 said:
Best milk is MAN MILK. .... Guni say one

shld be man teh-ing gal MILK...... :lol2:
 
Re: Giving oral is as good as the gym

Man Juice

Potion Motion Lotion (PML)

Creme de la Creme

Love Cream

Bukkakeido
 

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