quilsilver said:
You put the groceries in the cabin and resume your journey. Then babe fiddled with your CD and "accidentally" switch to your baby's "Barney" CD. Do you: Say that it is your nephew/niece's CD or Act cute and say that the music makes u feel young at heart?
"Oh, that's my nephew's/niece's favourite song. I love them. In fact I love all kids. Aren't they sweet? Whenever my auntie plays mahjong, I'll take care of them. But I'll need to pacify them with this CD when I drive around town in this yam tree. Perhaps you could join me and have some fun the next time they are around?"
Swee swee. Jack, write this down.
TripleM said:
U hv just left your residential carpark and u see your chiobu neighbour (whom u hv seen before but never says hi) standing by the road side waiting for a cab but looks like no chance of getting one. You are also rushing for an appointment with some bros here for lunch... Do you ignore her ? or Do u pull over, wind down your passenger window and offer her a ride?
How about pulling over, offer her a ride, and if time permits, offer to take her to lunch - together with the brothers? If time does not, then ...... most brothers here will forgive you for chee-honging.
Seriously, if you are not free, just give me a call.
Geoff Ang said:
pull over than call bros to go F#@K spider... hehehheeh!!!
SL2 said:
Ignore her..bros come first
The first is truthfully blunt, and a classic example of a chee-hong master. But the second, a lousy liar.
Geoff, where is your GM question? One kopi on you.
SL2 said:
You arranged to meet a chio bu(not office colleague) for the first time. Just when you're about to leave, another chio bu(from your office) asks you if you're free to accompany her for drinks at Balaclava. Do you: Turn her down OR Cancel your original appt?
Arrange for the new date to meet at Balaclava as well. Then once both leads are there, you have to juggle both ends like a social butterfly. Weigh your rewards versus your chances.
If your new date is hot and inviting, then call me to entertain your colleague (not wise to shit in your own backyard anyways). Remember: you can always have a second try on your colleague.
But if your eyes are set on your colleague, then leave your new bird to me. I will take care of your unfinished business.
Either way, I will sacrifice my precious time for the sake of your fruitful search. Swee boh? One kopi on you.
Which sounds more suggestive?
"I wanna get high (drunk) tonight." or
"I don't have to get high (drunk) to do a lot of things."