Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[shutterbug]

BMW 1 series or mini cooper S?

BMW 1 series... RWD RWD....

GM: Having a Sunroof or Spoiler?

 

[SL2]

shutterbug,

GM: Having a Sunroof or Spoiler?

Spoiler..keke..cos I got one!

Prefer to build up ICE system or install bodykit?

 

[shutterbug]

Prefer to build up ICE system or install bodykit?

ICE-heavy but at least at carparks, I need not crawl up slopes and sleeping policemen..

GM: Have a sweaty reservist mate sit in your car or having a sweaty kid sit on your car.. them both!

 

[SL2]

shutterbug,

GM: Have a sweaty reservist mate sit in your car or having a sweaty kid sit on your car.. them both!

Neither..get them to take a cab!!

Which is more irritating: passenger leaving finger prints all over your car or dirtying your car mat?

 

[Orh LuLu]

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Which is more irritating: passenger leaving finger prints all over your car or dirtying your car mat?

Wah Lau.... finger prints :furious: especially those with sweaty palm wants.. kee seow when cleaning.. :screwedu:

GM
Which is worst..
Kids eating Ice Cream in yr car
or
Grandparents eating Muah Chee in yr car...

 

[SL2]

Hymics,

Which is worst..
Kids eating Ice Cream in yr car
or
Grandparents eating Muah Chee in yr car...

Definitely kids eating ice cream. Muah chee still can vaccum the peanuts BUT ice cream???

Your kids sitting in the back seat start to play. End up with shoes prints all over. Do you:

Tell thm to remove shoes before getting into the car next time

OR

Lan lan just clean the car everytime after they come out of the car?

 

[Orh LuLu]

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Your kids sitting in the back seat start to play. End up with shoes prints all over. Do you:

Tell thm to remove shoes before getting into the car next time
OR
Lan lan just clean the car everytime after they come out of the car?

Cannt lan lan... must educate them no playing and no eating in the car.
Even they dun play and eat in my car, after they get out, still I have to use wet tissue to clean cos sure got foot print wan.. :verysad: Especially black leather seats, dust very obvious... BRO, u shld know well :verysad:

GM.
Just polish yr car ready to bring yr family out for shopping... before step out, rain...

Boh chup.. proceed
or
rather take MRT or taxi..

 

[SL2]

Hymics,

Just polish yr car ready to bring yr family out for shopping... before step out, rain...

Boh chup.. proceed
or
rather take MRT or taxi..

This one must tell the wife that u dun want the kids to get caught in the rain so better dun go. Kill 2 birds with one stone: save money and car won't get dirty! :twisted:

After the rain, the wife say can go shopping liao. But the road still very wet so the car will still get dirty if go. Do you:

Pretend no mood to go out liao, citing the rain had dampen your spirits

OR

See break horizon liao and just proceed?

 

[TripleM]

SL2,

Pretend no mood to go out liao, citing the rain had dampen your spirits

OR

See break horizon liao and just proceed?

If nothing important, just stay at home suck thumb or play GM..

Now...
Home speakers:
Prefer the floor standing or bookshelves ones
or
The small cube design such as Bose?

 

[SL2]

TripleM,

If nothing important, just stay at home suck thumb or play GM..

When the wife says go shopping, it always become important :shock:

Home speakers:
Prefer the floor standing or bookshelves ones
or
The small cube design such as Bose?

I'd take the former. Always find them psychologically louder when they look bigger

Home theatre system: Prefer one brand(eg: Sony, Samsung etc) type or mix and match as in speakers one brand, dvd player another brand and tv another brand?

 

[shutterbug]

Home theatre system: Prefer one brand(eg: Sony, Samsung etc) type or mix and match as in speakers one brand, dvd player another brand and tv another brand?

Mix and match.. although Nakamichi systems looks nice...

GM: Having a really fast desktop or just a chio notebk?

 

[Winston]

Home theatre system: Prefer one brand(eg: Sony, Samsung etc) type or mix and match as in speakers one brand, dvd player another brand and tv another brand?

mix and match, unless makintosh...

GM: Having a really fast desktop or just a chio notebk?

always hungry for more processing speed... notebook just don't quite cut it compared to a desktop.

GM: radio station: lush or class?

 

[TripleM]

SL2,

When the wife says go shopping, it always become important :shock:

Yeah right...It's like a tradeoff between mod your car and LV Bag hahahaha...

Home speakers:
Home theatre system: Prefer one brand(eg: Sony, Samsung etc) type or mix and match as in speakers one brand, dvd player another brand and tv another brand?

If mini system then will stick to one brand
Otherwise, mix brands are more gratifying IMO

Winston
Class else lust

Now...
AVR unit:
Denon or Marantz?

 

[Winston]

Now...
AVR unit:
Denon or Marantz?

both are equally good, but in this instance likely to go with Denon...

nokia hp or sony ericsson?

 

[TripleM]

Winston,

nokia hp or sony ericsson?

Nokia anytime

Which one would u rather go if u are invited to dinner by these 2 men:
George W.Bush
or
Osama?

 

[shutterbug]

Which one would u rather go if u are invited to dinner by these 2 men:
George W.Bush
or
Osama?

The latter.. so that I will, and I mean I will.. do some work on him with my bare hands..

GM: Mobile phone which is physically robust or a fragile but extremely stylish phone...

 

[TripleM]

shutterbug,

GM: Mobile phone which is physically robust or a fragile but extremely stylish phone...

Handle with care that is all I know so fashion statement is still very important and I will go for the latter despite being fragile

Now...
Which one looks more weird:
Burger minced meat in Hotdog bun
or
Sausage in burger bun?

 

[shutterbug]

Now...
Which one looks more weird:
Burger minced meat in Hotdog bun
or
Sausage in burger bun?

Sausage in buger bun

GM: Not being able to drive for a month or badly beaten up by a bunch of butches?(not the meat seller! )

 

[SL2]

shutterbug,

GM: Not being able to drive for a month or badly beaten up by a bunch of butches?(not the meat seller! )

Not being able to drive for a month. Just use the time to mod the car lor.. :roll:

Which one is more heart breaking:

Striking TOTO only to lose the ticket

OR

Your mistress using your car with another guy while you went out station for business?

 

[kenntona]

Lim peh is back.

Which rims nicer on Legacy GT? Advan Connoiseur or Yokohama AVS series Model T7?.........I am buying so I am asking hor...

Advan Connoiseur, I’d think.

KNN..where got stupid question?? Some girls rationalise that though the flower is fake but it lasts. Forever. Unlike the real ones which will wither away, exemplifying a guy's heart

Ya. Try using fake condoms. Toot.

Formal suit: Single or Double Breasted style?

Question asked before by Jack. One kopi on you.
http://www.bmw-sg.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=20021&highlight=double+breasted+suit#20021

Which restaurant serves better thosai: Komala or Kamala?

Try this restaurant: Kanninama.

wear suit this sunday or wear shirt and tie this sunday?

KNN, you’d think match-making, izzit? Toot. Wear casual will do.

Shirt with cuff links or without?

With, of course.

Movie.. Spiderman or Batman

Spiderman. Hate Vicki Vale.

Merc SLR or Ferrari FX

A Ferrari is a Ferrari.

coke or pepsi

Asked before liao. One kopi on you. Plus one prata with egg for you being beng.

pen, Blue ink or black ink?

Blue ink. To sign your alimony.

Running 5km or doing squats of 5 reps of your own bodyweight?

Running 5 km. My legs swee swee liao. Need to develop my abs from 1 to 6 packs.

after taking a dump, you clean with toilet paper on your right or left hand??????

Right. Left middle finger always pierce the paper.

Scoring a hole in one that no one witness or scoring a chick in front of everyone?

Scoring a chick. With or without eyes on me does not really matter.

Going out with fling... noes that u r married... she insist u take off ur wedding ring everything yr r together... Take out or dun

Dun. That’s a sign of possessiveness. Beware. Soon she will want to move in with you.

Now... Paying income tax to IRAS,..pay lumpsum or monthly Giro?

Giro. Effectively an interest free loan.

sunday, bring wife or bring mango pudding?

Wife. Fion will be there. How are you gonna intro Joey? Mrs Khoo?

Your next mod: Paddleshift M3 steering or Xenon? Assuming both are available used ones and offered at same price....

Paddleshift. The other you can only use at night.

Commit suicide.. Jump from the 13th floor or Put a bullet thru yr head

Bullet in the head. Painless, unless you are a bobo-shooter.

better way to die: jumping into the torrential waves amist heavy rain to save a chio bu but knowing that you will never make it bad which means your body will rot and bloat and you are likely food for sri lankan crabs OR ur new chio bu shouting for help in the open sea, she can swim but not good, and you can't, take the float jump in and if she pull you down under the sea, what the heck you had a good time with her before.....

What’s the difference? What the heck, you had a good time with her before – move on.

If you're driving a stock car, which would you mod first: Bodykit OR Rims

Rims. Would be weird if you are fully kitted running on 17” rims.

Dessert: Mango pudding or Honeydew Sago?

Honeydew Sago. Yawn.

BMW M5(2005) or Ferrari 360 Modena? (Factor in everyday life)

The Modena. You wanna get laid everyday, would you not?

Shirts for guys: Raoul or Zara?

I’d think I will look good in Raoul. As for you, Giordano will do.

Snacks....Auntie Anne or Mrs.Field?

Mrs Field. Their curry puffs are nice.

Marriage rings: A pair of the same design or prefer different ones?

Different ones.

318 vale go 19" or stay at 18"???

18”. With your weight plus 19”, you’ll be slower than the Getz when the lights turn green.

Platinum or purple diamonds?

Platinium. Stop getting free advice to romance your chick here. One kopi on you.

Sunday... Give the Host a congratulation bear hug or Kiss the princess on the cheeks

You would wanna kiss the princess, would you not? Chee Hong.

Supercharged 325i or factory BMW M3(knowing the 325i is more powderful)-is power everything?

M3. Power is nothing, if you could not control it. Might as well drive a 18-wheeler truck with 800 horses.

after marrried for 15 years, buy purple wedding rings of different designs for wife or mistress?

That’s it. I am forwarding this thread to your wife.

if have mistress.... age group preferred (Say u are 33 yrs old): 19-25 yrs old or 30 - 36 yrs old...

All about control. The mature lions are more affectionate, but easier to tame.

Buy a 2.5 yr M3 for 230K or Buy a COE renewed 10yr old F335 Berlinetta for the same price?

M3.

buy wedding ring, not for wife, use nets or cash?

Use cash lah, stupid. Damn toot question.

10 yr anniversary: Bring wife for a tour in Jepun or buy her diamond ring?

Bring her to Japan. At least you can enjoy as well.

Dim sum.. prefer go with Tei Guan Yin tea or Pu er tea...

Pu Er. Tei Guan Yin has strong after-taste.

Dim Sum: Prefer Hua Ting at Orchard Hotel or Tung Lok at Paramount Hotel?

Hua Ting.

diamond ring? buy for wife or mod the diamond into your steering wheel for bling bling look?

You are the “bling bling” man. Might as well mod your roundrels with small diamond. And those valve caps.

Working shirts: Chequered or plain coloured?

Checkers. Now you ask for free fashion advice.

pink silky underwear or tiger stripes underwear

Damn gay. Ask…… you-know-who……

Big rims with lousy fuel consumption or 16's with better FC?

Big rims. 16” really too small.

BMW 1 series or mini cooper S?

Mini Cooper S. Cult status.

Having a Sunroof or Spoiler?

Assuming same price? Sunroof.

Prefer to build up ICE system or install bodykit?

Bodykit. How long is your longest journey in Singapore? 2 songs?

Have a sweaty reservist mate sit in your car or having a sweaty kid sit on your car.. them both!

Have a sweaty kid. Surface area concern.

Which is more irritating: passenger leaving finger prints all over your car or dirtying your car mat?

Finger prints are harder to wipe. Especially hers when she comes.

Which is worst.. Kids eating Ice Cream in yr car or Grandparents eating Muah Chee in yr car...

Ice Cream. Liquid stain is worse.

Your kids sitting in the back seat start to play. End up with shoes prints all over. Do you: Tell thm to remove shoes before getting into the car next time OR Lan lan just clean the car everytime after they come out of the car?

Remove shoes, or use the cane. What happens to discipline?

Just polish yr car ready to bring yr family out for shopping... before step out, rain... Boh chup.. proceed or rather take MRT or taxi..

Proceed lah. Your car has a life of 10 years max, and you are making it shorter……

After the rain, the wife say can go shopping liao. But the road still very wet so the car will still get dirty if go. Do you: Pretend no mood to go out liao, citing the rain had dampen your spirits OR See break horizon liao and just proceed?

Just proceed. Else you will never leave the house in the rainy seasons. Might as well drive a pick-up.

Home speakers: Prefer the floor standing or bookshelves ones or The small cube design such as Bose?

Small cubes.

Home theatre system: Prefer one brand(eg: Sony, Samsung etc) type or mix and match as in speakers one brand, dvd player another brand and tv another brand?

Mix and match. Like mixing M-Tech and Hamann. Tio boh?

Having a really fast desktop or just a chio notebk?

Notebook. I’d need to surf while I bombed the turf.

radio station: lush or class?

Lust 69 CFM.

AVR unit: Denon or Marantz?

Denon

nokia hp or sony ericsson?

Asked before. Another kopi on you.

Which one would u rather go if u are invited to dinner by these 2 men: George W.Bush or Osama?

Osama. Would like to know if he is circumcised.

Mobile phone which is physically robust or a fragile but extremely stylish phone...

Robust. Need a good phone, not a phone to impress upon.

Which one looks more weird: Burger minced meat in Hotdog bun or Sausage in burger bun?

Both are not weird leh. Perhaps Lup Cheong with Kai Lan in a Burger?

Not being able to drive for a month or badly beaten up by a bunch of butches?(not the meat seller!

Would rather not drive. At least I am mobile.

Which one is more heart breaking: Striking TOTO only to lose the ticket OR Your mistress using your car with another guy while you went out station for business?

Striking Toto and lose the ticket. Odds for getting another mistress better.

Which is worse?

Going down on and doing a fat 60-year-old lady; or

Kenna pumped blakang-masuk by a gay hunk?