Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[SL2]

Hymics,

GM.
Stare at a
Chio bu that drives a Toyota corolla
or
Ugly bu in a M3?

Cfm stare at chio bu lah..if want to stare at M3, can always get Jack to drive down and let you stare until eyes drop out! 8)

Asked to join in and play mahjong with 3 chio bus. Stakes are $5/$10. Do you:

Decline to play with them and risk being called not friendly

OR

Still join in knowing jolly well the suayness of one guy playing with 3 women in mahjong?

 

[kenntona]

Which one is better? Print money in large denomination like our SGD10,000 or small like the greenback, max USD100?

Small denomination - (1) makes replication and forgery less worthwhile (2) can hold a huge stake of notes in your hand......

U r in public toilet that has run outta tissue paper and suay enough, also no water from the tap... U r passing urine and stoopid n careless enough u peed ur hands What do u do? Wipe ur hands off your pants/shirt or Wipe ur hands off the wall?

Wipe off the pants/shirts. Can always wash. If you wipe your hands off the wall, and someone has previously faced the same scenario (except that it was not urine), then you are back to square one. The other alternative is to spit and flush out. Yeeow.

A chio-bu drops her wallet when she is walking, u open it and see 1000bux in it Do u immediately run to her and return it or Hmm.....looks like no upside so just keep it?

1,000 bucks can go through Inspection II or not?

Work on public hol n claim extra holiday or Prefer not to work at all on public hol?

One kopi on you. Have asked before. That's 8 kopi altogther.

Which is a more expensive sports? Golfing or Skydiving?

Skydiving. Add up the training costs and see for yourself. If cannot afford, try HDB-diving.

If u are unsure bout the price of used item u wanna sell, which one u think better? Find out from a shop of the brand new price and sell it at half price or Just anyhow name a price?

See how my brothers quote. If quote is higher than option one, sell to brother at half-price. If lower, then post in forum. Swee boh? Like our Porchay brother......

Having been diappointed by DHL in the delivery process..Do u still wanna use them (say cheaper in general compared to the rest) or Dont give them chance anymore regardless?

Give them a chance and press for lower rates. The competitors might make the same mistake.

Buy one pair of designer brand shoes that cost 350 bux or Buy 5 pairs of different shoes but not designer brands for the same amount of money?

I would buy 5 pairs. How do you think Charles & Keith works?

Lunch - Prawn Noodle, or Bar-Chor Mee?

 

[kenntona]

Be an extremist for BMW cars only OR be more open minded and receptive to other marques as well?

Be open-minded. Thus wider selection like Getz, Grandis, Porsche, ......

Told your all your bros that you will not mod your car. However, after seeing everyone do it, you buay tahan liao. Will you: quietly mod and don't tell anyone OR Stick to not modding?

Quietly mod. Else kenna jialat jialat. Offender must buy kopi and nasi goreng.

Taking the MRT, you stand up to give up your seat to an elderly lady. Before she can sit down, an Ah Beng with full body tattoo jumps in and sits down. You tell him nicely the seat is meant for the old lady but he practically turns his head away and bo chap you. Do you: Lan lan let him sit OR Fark him and ask him to get lost?

Fark him. He will be lan lan. Justice on your side - the whole train will turn against him.

In countries like Thailand or Indonesia, do you look for: typical road side stall for makan(can get to really try local dishes) OR restaurants(food more catered for tourist)

Depends. I will try road side stalls if it is the last day.

In a football scenario. Which role is more exciting: Player or Manager?

Manager. You are playing against : the opposing team, the opposing manager, and the FA.

Which one is more exciting: Doing it with your girlfriend's sister OR Doing it with your girlfriend's best friend?

Doing it with your girlfriend's sister. The axiom will be put to test (if you kenna caught) - is blood really thicker than water?

Mistress wants you to spend Sunday night to Monday morning with her. Do you: Tell her you can't for fear of the wife suspecting OR Bo chap the wife, cook up a simple excuse and go ahead and spend the night with the mistress?

Know your priority. A pet is just a pet. You walk your dog, not walked by your dog. Get it?

Asked to join in and play mahjong with 3 chio bus. Stakes are $5/$10. Do you: Decline to play with them and risk being called not friendly OR Still join in knowing jolly well the suayness of one guy playing with 3 women in mahjong?

Join in. Then asked for special condition. After one round, play strip mahjong. Swee swee. Nothing to lose.

New Year Bah Kwa -

Queue up 4 hours for Lim Chee Guan; or

Just buy Bee Chun Hiang?

 

[kenntona]

congrats on reaching page 202... this thread is very long do we hold a jeopardy for newbie and ask questions from 202 pages of the GM or initate a newbie to compile all the GM questions accordingly to taste, color, animals, planes, geographics, chio bus, mistresses dates, car wash?

Compile a list. I am writing a book.

sian with work and life... do you take a break and go travelling for a year or quit your job, open a small biz and try it out?

Go travelling for a year.

you want to mod your ride, but Cashflow is a little tight, but you can spare about 500 every month do you: 1. Put money in bank and a year later do it at one go 2. Take part in a tontine and do it in the 2nd or 3rd month and slowly pay back to the tontine?

Be prudent. Spent whenever you have the cash.

California fitness or Planet fitness?

You turning gay soon? Ask MW or Rodders.

Which Carpark more exciting: Kent Ridge or East Coast?

East Coast. Remember to buy Wan Bao. Oh, have you tried Marsiling HDB multi-storey? Lots of NPP patrol cars......

Which language more important for your kids...
English or Mandarin....

Hokkien. Tio boh?

Which comes first when engaging service providers..
Service or Price

Service. Then come tipping......

Stare at a Chio bu that drives a Toyota corolla or ugly bu in a M3?

Stare at the chio bu in the Corolla lah. Have you not have enough of TripleM in his M3?

Public toilet, need to shit bad, Squat or Sit?

Squat on the seat.

Need good sound system. Bose or B&O?

Asked before. One kopi on you. Bose, anyways. Value for money.

On a first date. DO u? 1. Bring her out on a romantic dinner and show how a gentleman u r or 2. Bring her somewhere simple eat liaoz just bring home and bang

What sort of animal are you? On the first date? At least wait for few days lah......

new year in spore or take a break aboard (say genting or alike)?

Spend in Simpang, like the rest of no-lifers.

Prefer SPC or BP?

 

[SL2]

kenntona,

Lunch - Prawn Noodle, or Bar-Chor Mee?

Bar-Chor Mee. Easier to handle especially with long sleeve shirt.

New Year Bah Kwa -

Queue up 4 hours for Lim Chee Guan; or

Just buy Bee Chun Hiang?

Queue up 4 hours for Lim Chee Guan.. Damn, making me hungry liao.

After lunch on a working day, prefer to have:

Coffee Bean cinnamon ice blended or Starbucks cappucino with almond syrup?

 

[kenntona]

After lunch on a working day, prefer to have: Coffee Bean cinnamon ice blended or Starbucks cappucino with almond syrup?

Coffee Bean Cinnamon. Two straws. Share with my chio bu friend.

Assuming same price......

Old Lotus Esprit, or brand new 320i?

 

[SL2]

kenntona,

Assuming same price......

Old Lotus Esprit, or brand new 320i?

Brand new 320i. Practicality still prevails.

Black coloured car: Prefer to go with black or white rims?

 

[kenntona]

Black coloured car: Prefer to go with black or white rims?

Black. Chio. Think DPE or HRE......

What typical/traditional of CNY?

Visiting relatives on Day One and Two; or

Reunion Dinner?

 

[Orh LuLu]

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What typical/traditional of CNY?

Visiting relatives on Day One and Two; or

Reunion Dinner?

Reunion dinner..... Visiting got 15 days to do it... whats the rush of giving Angbao.

GM.
U gave a $12 Angbao to your neighbors kid... later found out that in return, they gave $50 to your kid..
Give their kid one more Angbao cos paiseh
or
Hor say liao... got bigger angbao..and remain.

 

[kenntona]

U gave a $12 Angbao to your neighbors kid... later found out that in return, they gave $50 to your kid.. Give their kid one more Angbao cos paiseh or Hor say liao... got bigger angbao..and remain.

How are you gonna give them another Ang Bao later? Might as well wait for the next occasion to compensate for the discrepancy.

Horfun......

Geylang Lorong 9's Beef Horfun King; or

ManHill's Smooth Egg Seafood Horfun?

 

[Winston]

GM.
U gave a $12 Angbao to your neighbors kid... later found out that in return, they gave $50 to your kid..
Give their kid one more Angbao cos paiseh
or
Hor say liao... got bigger angbao..and remain.

wah, CNY we sure come to your house cos you giving $50 ang bao! mai pai seh okay!

Horfun......

Geylang Lorong 9's Beef Horfun King; or

ManHill's Smooth Egg Seafood Horfun?

Lor 9 lah.... eat already, drink tou huay zui, relax already then cross over the road...

busy with work, focus on work alone or once in a while come out play GM...

 

[TripleM]

Winston,

busy with work, focus on work alone or once in a while come out play GM...

Have a break , have a GM .... :laughlik:

U catch a chio bu stealing something in dept strore
U ignore her
or
Kay poh and report her to the security?

 

[kenntona]

Lor 9 lah.... eat already, drink tou huay zui, relax already then cross over the road...

Ya. Cross over the road and...... try the Lorong 8 Beef Hor Fun also.

busy with work, focus on work alone or once in a while come out play GM...

Once in a while come out and play GM. Like me, flood the GM at one go.

Player-Manager Row:

Beckham kenna Alex's flying boots; or

Bellamy kenna Souness' FA disciplinary action for "faking" injury......?

 

[kenntona]

U catch a chio bu stealing something in dept strore U ignore her or Kay poh and report her to the security?

Chio? Then pretend to apprehend her only to let her go. Get her number. Then "counsel" her......

Retirement job to kill time:

Be a security guard; or

Be a taxi driver?

 

[TripleM]

kenntona,

Defintely the Beckham kenna Alex's flying boots....

If u hv already owned 2 cars, a house and you think they are enough but back side itchy and wanna buy something else, would one below would u rather buy?
A small yacht so u can bring ur chio bu frens out in the sea for sun tanning
or
A holiday home overseas?

 

[TripleM]

kenntona,

Be a security guard; or

Be a taxi driver?

Part time taxi driver sounds good....choose ur clientele, offer to pick up at regular fixed time like in the morning...preferably white collar professional chio-bus who wear short skirt...swee swee...but dont try to be hum sup..
Tio boh ?

U live in the East but work in the West but wife works in the East and you have one car only
Do u choose to live in the East
or
Compromise and live in the central?
Wait a min...am I talking bout somebody here...........

 

[Winston]

If u hv already owned 2 cars, a house and you think they are enough but back side itchy and wanna buy something else, would one below would u rather buy?
A small yacht so u can bring ur chio bu frens out in the sea for sun tanning
or
A holiday home overseas?

bro you talking about yourself? :roll: :roll: :roll:

buy a yacht and take the gay brothers skinny dipping!

U live in the East but work in the West but wife works in the East and you have one car only
Do u choose to live in the East
or
Compromise and live in the central?
Wait a min...am I talking bout somebody here...........

someone who stays in the far east and work at the extreme west, not sure who you talking about leh! I will definitely live in the east!

start a tontine or start a fixed deposit savings account?

 

[kenntona]

If u hv already owned 2 cars, a house and you think they are enough but back side itchy and wanna buy something else, would one below would u rather buy? A small yacht so u can bring ur chio bu frens out in the sea for sun tanning or A holiday home overseas?

A small yacht for you to jio your chio bu friends out in the sea for sun tanning. Then skinny dipping.

U live in the East but work in the West but wife works in the East and you have one car only Do u choose to live in the East or Compromise and live in the central? Wait a min...am I talking bout somebody here...........

Live in the east. Proximity to Simpang HQ. The Great White swims in the West, feast in the East, and takes off in the East as well.

Part time taxi driver sounds good....choose ur clientele, offer to pick up at regular fixed time like in the morning...preferably white collar professional chio-bus who wear short skirt...swee swee...but dont try to be hum sup.. Tio boh ?

Try to queue outside Furama (formerly Apollo and Novotel Apollo)after 2 am. You will have all the white-collar professional foreign talents from Tiananmen, Las Vegas, New Century......

Singapore's Sports Legend:

Fandi Ahmad, or Ang Peng Siong?

(Not Remy's turn as yet......)

 

[kenntona]

start a tontine or start a fixed deposit savings account?

Given the low interest environment - hence low opportunity cost, might as well try the tontine.

Which is more shiok?

Smoking while shitting; or

Smoking after heavy meals?

 

[TripleM]

kenntona,

Smoking while shitting; or

Smoking after heavy meals?

Thou I dont smoke , think the latter more shiok
The first one sounds fun but watch out for the cig butts breaking off and free falling onto your crotch, ouch .......

Winston,

bro you talking about yourself?

No lah...just GM question lah..

Which one is more annoying when you are walking down Orchard Road:
The time sharing holiday promo people who basically reward you on the spot but u must join em for a 2-3hour seminars if u know what I am talking bout
or
Students soliciting for donations and u get asked like every 20meters of walking ?