Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[Winston]

seow... rather die a virgin than lose it to some old wart..... silly boy...

(1) take a hot bath, splash on some cologne, pop some pills, and say goodbye to cruel world in five star hotel or (2) check in some dingy hotel, with some cheap smelling pros, bang wham thank you madm and die of cardiac arrest due to over exertion....

 

[kenntona]

Bruce or Stephen? Hee..

You joker. Bruce Lee is a legend. Stephen Chow is a comic legion.

die a virgin ...or lose ur virginity to old twat b4 dying?

Tough call. Depends on the quality of the twat. If really bad, then you might end up dying without any dignity. In that case, dying a virgin might be more admirable.

(1) take a hot bath, splash on some cologne, pop some pills, and say goodbye to cruel world in five star hotel or (2) check in some dingy hotel, with some cheap smelling pros, bang wham thank you madm and die of cardiac arrest due to over exertion....

See my answer to Totoseow.

BTW, bro, you need some counselling? Why so many GM questions on choosing how to die?



UOB or DBS?

 

[Winston]

You talking about counterwise or just the company in general? Banking with UOB has been great for me (even though I worked there in the past). Just look at the ATMs, no lines, DBS ones must fight with all the ah sohs and ah peks withdrawing $20.

BTW, bro, you need some counselling? Why so many GM questions on choosing how to die?

No need, me just exploring on the morbism of death with fella Grudgies....

Cooler way to go: Down a can of pesticide or stab yourself with a 20" clean stainless steel butcher knife?

 

[kenntona]

Cooler way to go: Down a can of pesticide or stab yourself with a 20" clean stainless steel butcher knife?

Cooler way, but more painful - stabbing oneself to death.

For perks, work for SIA or Star Cruises?

 

[Winston]

Star Cruises perks are that you can go onboard the cruise that you go work on everyday so I'm not sure how perky that is... SIA perks are simple and effective, they put you outside the gates, and present a bevy of eye candies..... maybe I should suggest that to them, they sure hire me as their motivational guru.....

Okay no more exloration on the topic of death... I think everyone kena scare off already...

A 3 inch scar on the face due to a knife fight or an irreversible pimple approximate to 3 inch in size due to overeating of Kaciang Puteh?

 

[kenntona]

A 3 inch scar on the face due to a knife fight or an irreversible pimple approximate to 3 inch in size due to overeating of Kaciang Puteh?

Wow. From death to permanent scarring. You need to see a psychiatrist. Serious.

Rather stick to a 3-inch scar. A 3-inch pimple is...... damn. It's horrible.

Long legs, or ample buxom?

 

[totoseow]

no brainer la...buxom of cos la...i only 1.66m tall...leh!

hairy nose or hairy armpit? :laughlik:

 

[Winston]

ample but not sagging.... hmmm.... i like.............

which girl you like? Hot hot chick with ample buxom but has ample armpit hair or long lusious leggy hot chick with hairy leg?

 

[totoseow]

winston i think we almost same wavelength...same thots on hair..

 

[kenntona]

hairy nose or hairy armpit?

On me, or on chicks? On me, hairy armpit. On chicks, hairy armpit as well. Give me a pack of Gillette shavers.

which girl you like? Hot hot chick with ample buxom but has ample armpit hair or long lusious leggy hot chick with hairy leg?

Both I do not like. Unwanted traits are removable. Hence buxom with shaved armpits.

No more hairy stuff for you two. Disgusting fellows.

Long hair lady image, or short hair corporate image?

 

[totoseow]

short hair for sure...more zest! more bounce! more domineering! ..whip me i wanna b dominated!

matte lipstick r glossy?

 

[Winston]

Long hair lady image, or short hair corporate image?

bro now you must keep up with the times, a lot of corporate power players are ladies in suits with long flowing hair... you'll be surprised that the days of short hair corporate image is over... they run you over and still leave you similing and feeling loved....

matte lipstick r glossy?

Matte, it goes easier on the shirt and you can claim its satay stain or chilli sauce.... also the matte ones taste better, glossy ones are a bit wet to the taste....

Both I do not like. Unwanted traits are removable. Hence buxom with shaved armpits.

Ken you must answer the question, thats what the grudge match is about!

 

[TripleM]

Hot hot chick with ample buxom but has ample armpit hair or long lusious leggy hot chick with hairy leg?

The GM king is back....

I would go for the luscious leggy hot chick man...
At least that hairy leg aint smelly compared to armpit...

Also i think even both were shaven, armpit will grow faster hahaha so aint my choice

For Kenn,
Nice colar bones or arms ?

 

[kenntona]

matte lipstick r glossy?

Matte. Will not feel greasy.

Matte, it goes easier on the shirt and you can claim its satay stain or chilli sauce.... also the matte ones taste better, glossy ones are a bit wet to the taste....

Yes. I am forwarding this thread to your wife......

At least that hairy leg aint smelly compared to armpit...Also i think even both were shaven, armpit will grow faster hahaha so aint my choice

What nonsense. How are you gonna bring some hairy-legged hot chick in a red dress to Restaurant Ember to dine and wine?

For Kenn, Nice colar bones or arms ?

Nice arms. Indicative of percentage bodyfat. The other indicators are lower tummy and rear spoiler.

For busy executives......

Bringing the toilet bowl to your office; or

Bring your office to the toilet?

 

[TripleM]

What nonsense?...so u prefer the one with hairy armpit ? haha..

To answer ur GM
That toilet bowl that you bring to office is just a dummy one issit not?

Warmest temp ever recorded in one of the states in the US
Nevada or California ?

 

[kenntona]

Warmest temp ever recorded in one of the states in the US Nevada or California ?

Death Valley, California.

Which extreme mod will you go for, if you have to pick one:

(1) Replace your front passenger seat with a BIG NOS; or
(2) Install a BIG SPEAKER in your rear passenger seat?

 

[TripleM]

2 entirely difference purposes of mods
If I am into drag racing then NOS will make my day
But if I hv to choose btwn the 2, then the large speaker is the one..

Yep, California the highest ever recorded 134F vs Nevada 125

To the extreme, the coldest now
Montana or Alaska?

 

[kenntona]

To the extreme, the coldest now Montana or Alaska?

79.8 degrees Fahrenheit observed at Prospect Creek Camp in the Endicott Mountains of northern Alaska on Jan. 23, 1971.

Kiasu measures...... which is more extreme? The super-chained bike, or the owner who has 3 dogs to watch over his car?

 

[TripleM]

Impressed with your readily available graphics
Gotta choose that super chained bike..Those 3 dogs would scratch the paintwork man... :screwedu:

How bout these gorgeous rims, which one more chio:....

 

[kenntona]

How bout these gorgeous rims, which one more chio:....

Radenergie. The OZ is too Jap-looking on a Bimmer.

Roadkill - which one will taste better?

Bird in Bike, or Deer in Dodge?