NNB part 3

joshdway

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NNB.......

someone picked on me this evening, and also when i was with a bimmer

was at the small open air carpark along baghdad street, near arab street
for those of u who are familiar with the carpark, its basically a small square shape car park, with abt 25 to 30 lots

ok, so i turned into the carpark
there was a hyundai matrix near the entrance of the carpark and it was full
had to wait for a lot, so what do all good drivers n humans do?
drove further away to wait for a lot at another section of the carpark

that's what i did, drove on, made another right turn to another section far enough
and i was lucky enough, or so i thought
because in a couple of mins, someone came and entered his car to drive off
now, this soon to be vacated lot was one car away from me
and at least abt 15 cars and a turn away from the matrix
the empty lot wasn't even between me and the matrix but was in front of me and the matrix was way behind me

once the lot was vacated, i prepared to slot myself into the lot
and what do u know? the matrix drove up and started giving me lots of hand signals
now, i am not going to say that fingers were given, but hands were all over the place
aggressive, fist pumping etc, u get the idea.... very beng.... very crass...

well, after reading abt how our cars are sometimes marked for death
i didnt want to risk it being scratched but i was bent on giving the matrix's driver a piece of my mind
i stepped out of my car, walked over the the driver n gestured for her to lower her window
it was only then i realised both occupants were ladies and not guys
yet so violent and bad ass.... must b a bad day, stained their undies n need to get tampons or something.... oh well, i let that slide
i was in a good mood.....

the driver was a little apprehensive, maybe frightened to lower her window
maybe she tinks i might pop her in her face
but i was actually smiling or rather smirking and shaking my head
no looks of malice or destruction, i was in a good mood rem?

before the driver let the window down, the passenger stepped out and starting barking
and i thought to myself 'eh... she looks familiar...'
but i decided to ignore her for the moment and turned to speak to the driver

i told her (word for word, to the best of my memory)
"look lady, if you want the lot so badly, u can have it. but its common carpark etiquette, protocol that the car nearest to the vacating lot takes over the lot. and u were far away. but u can have it, there's no need to be rude or nasty abt it'

to be fair to the driver, she looked abit sheepish, apologetic and even embarrassed abt it, she muttered a soft 'thanks'.
well, she didn't say 'sorry' but she had 'thanks'
i was abt to walk back to my car to drive off (don't ask me why, i am not usually so nice when esp when i did no wrong) when the barking got even louder

the bitch of a passenger was still barking??! :screwedu:
i turned to her and told her "look, i am giving your friend the lot, so what's your issue here? any experience driver who has been driving and parking for abit will know that the nearest car gets the vacating lot" and looked at her again. she glared back.

this time, i realised why she looks familiar

i can't be 100% sure cause it has been so long i seen her face, and i am not groupie
but i am 99% sure she's the ex actress michelle goh of mee pok man pain
damm, when i was younger, i actually thought she was quite hot for a local bird
and i have to admit, she still looks good, slim and with a nice set of rack
but her behaviour was uncalled for
very boarish, uncouth and totally lacking in decorum, very very unbecoming

always sadden me when a good looking woman behaves the polar opposite
means once less chick worth going out with, such a waste...
maybe she is still trapped in her bunny the prostitute's character

the funniest bit?
i wasn't that pissed, was more amused by her actions :yummie:

when i told my friend whom i was meeting. he asked why didn't i try to barter the lot with getting acquainted with her fun bags, heh
 
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good on you dude.

a nice gentlemanly act but thumbs down to the 2 barking ladies, hehehe. luckily they met you and not other barking ladies else it will be a cat fight.
 
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dude, i was in a good mood

forget abt me being in a bad mood
but if they caught me even in my normal mood
it will be alot uglier..... i am capable of being an ass too
but i dont wanna play at their level

i wont lay my hands on those filthy women, no need to
words can b alot more impactful :)
 
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Aw man! Michelle Goh....Oooh...you're right about them nice set of Titt***
 
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u can mee pok her, man....
 
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Michelle Goh? How old is she now? MILF liao? Rejected by Gary Ng? I would have blasted her for her behaviour......
 
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good for you, dude!

well done! one for the bimmer drivers!

will remember how you dealt with this the next time i meet with a similar situation myself :)
 
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joshdway;425614 said:
"look lady, if you want the lot so badly, u can have it. but its common carpark etiquette, protocol that the car nearest to the vacating lot takes over the lot. and u were far away. but u can have it, there's no need to be rude or nasty abt it'
i stick to this protocol as well..normally all the other drivers are steady one and spread them along the carpark and see who is lucky lah..
 
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Wait for carpark is heng sway one....but what if both drivers are about equal distance to the vacating lot? Is it protocol to let the driver who was waiting longer to have the lot?
 
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well, all ladies usually want things their way dont they?
 
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Herman;425757 said:
well, all ladies usually want things their way dont they?

Oooh.... do I detect a hint of bitterness..... lol
 
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Herman;425757 said:
well, all ladies usually want things their way dont they?

Dun like that leh. I siam other drivers in such situations too because like many of you, I'm also wary of "revengeful" acts.
 
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hi,

Don't bother to argue with female driver, you are always in the losing hand when she starts to make things BIG.....

A friend of mine usually parked his car near his neighbour gate when the lane was packed, and one fine day, his neighbour's friend reverse her car out and knocked onto my friend's car....to his surprise, she walked out of her car, closed her gate and scolded my friend for parking his car there.....She dont even care...WTF....she even said "Not happy go report police la"....she is in her early 40'...
 
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Mockngbrd;425738 said:
if its equal distance i'd say yea, the one who was there first gets the lot

+1...but with increased in car population compared to a few years ago..i think ppl are getting less patient..as the competition for limited carpark lots gets steeper..so later one to arrive might play punk..
 
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the protocol if 2 cars are of equal distance to a vacating lot is the car that was there first gets the lot

its all based on good manners and more importantly, zhi dong-ness

pity most sporeans are somewhat lacking

we have quite some way to go before we are a more courteous society
 
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kenntona;425651 said:
Michelle Goh? How old is she now? MILF liao? Rejected by Gary Ng? I would have blasted her for her behaviour......

not sure how old she is now

i do know that she is older than i am, and i m 32

but i have to say this, she doesnt quite look a MILF yet
as in she still looks more like a late 20s or early 30s

would really love to mee pok her till she becomes mee siam
but her attitude sucks, maybe shld punish her big time?
hahah

btw, who's gary?
 
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guess i wasn't a thinking man then

i shld have suggested to her:

if i let u have this lobang so u can slot your car in,
can i slot on kar (third leg) into other lobangs that u? btw, what lobangs do u have available?
hahah

but no point going ahead with women like dat, they are kinda warped
might just start screaming molest or rape
not worth it.....
 

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