Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

Sigh. Such is Singapore, being land scarce and all. Honestly, if your neighbours buay heow jor lang, even if you live in GCB with 20,000 sqft gardens also useless - because they can choose to have an all night party in THEIR garden, and you'll have to LPPL suck it all in.
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

wobbles;902761 said:
Sigh. Such is Singapore, being land scarce and all. Honestly, if your neighbours buay heow jor lang, even if you live in GCB with 20,000 sqft gardens also useless - because they can choose to have an all night party in THEIR garden, and you'll have to LPPL suck it all in.

Play this out loud. You'll find peace while they party.

[video=youtube;2MA8z3xnxPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MA8z3xnxPM[/video]
 
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Confirm. Even staying in a condo, i can hear ang mo parties going on opp my unit blasting music and drunk idiots yelling outside the rented bungalow. So just lun. I always tell me kids not to run in the house after 8pm. If they still want to play, I will bring them to Po Po house nearby. Just doing my part to be a considerate neighbour.
 
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The Guardian;902777 said:
Confirm. Even staying in a condo, i can hear ang mo parties going on opp my unit blasting music and drunk idiots yelling outside the rented bungalow. So just lun. I always tell me kids not to run in the house after 8pm. If they still want to play, I will bring them to Po Po house nearby. Just doing my part to be a considerate neighbour.

Bro, please tell me where you stay, so I can be your neighbour, thanks! Considerate neighbours are FCUKING HARD TO FIND!
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

The Guardian;902777 said:
Confirm. Even staying in a condo, i can hear ang mo parties going on opp my unit blasting music and drunk idiots yelling outside the rented bungalow. So just lun. I always tell me kids not to run in the house after 8pm. If they still want to play, I will bring them to Po Po house nearby. Just doing my part to be a considerate neighbour.

Bro u bring them to po po house nearby, ur neighbours peaceful, but po po neighbour start swearing..
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

Sorry, one question.

If I bring a chick home in the DAY and we are conducting a symphony of birds and bees and she moans and groans too loud, am I being a noisy neighbour?
 
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depends on how thing your walls are.
 
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jaskin said:
depends on how thing your walls are.

Eh Village People, you meant THIN?

Assuming thick walls and I still manage to make her scream......
 
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kenntona;902827 said:
Sorry, one question.

If I bring a chick home in the DAY and we are conducting a symphony of birds and bees and she moans and groans too loud, am I being a noisy neighbour?

Yes, and the moaning are making your neighbours' maids feeling horny.
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

I am suggesting DO THE SAME !!! Play a porno DVD loud or something like that.
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

My old place... one level 4 units' kitchen facing each other... one AM couple like to make out in the kitchen... can hit note as high as a soprano with echos... Strangely no complaint to MCST before... noises are selectively to ears... personally...
 
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if I pcc watching porn and I moan loudly, pls dun call police.

I say sorry first
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

Say you moan loudly or your chick moan loudly, what can the police do? Advise you to tone down. Other than that?
 
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kenntona;902834 said:
I am suggesting DO THE SAME !!! Play a porno DVD loud or something like that.

Several years ago, I was stuck in a hotel replying e-mails because my local contact was down with fever and could not bring me out for sight seeing. I was disturbed by some bed creaking sound coming from the room next door. It's a Sunday and 10am in the morning!!!

The rhythmic creaking went on for a few minutes. I had a good laugh for the short stamina and went back to do my work.
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

kenntona;902840 said:
Say you moan loudly or your chick moan loudly, what can the police do? Advise you to tone down. Other than that?

Call police and claim that you heard someone moaning "in pain". Could be murder.
 
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So the police drop by and you open the door with a towel wrapped around your waist and your chick hugs you from behind in your CYC customed business shirt. Police do what?

If my neighbour kwai lan, I will do this repeatedly.
 
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Out do your noisy neighbour by making your lioness moan loudly. Make sure you can out last your neighbour and make him feel inferior.
 
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Dinosaur hunter;902832 said:
Yes, and the moaning are making your neighbours' maids feeling horny.
+ neighbour pets.
 
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Dinosaur hunter said:
Out do your noisy neighbour by making your lioness moan loudly. Make sure you can out last your neighbour and make him feel inferior.

Extended play DVD !!!
 
Re: Noisy neighbours - what can I do?

wobbles;902778 said:
Bro, please tell me where you stay, so I can be your neighbour, thanks! Considerate neighbours are FCUKING HARD TO FIND!

You can't afford that place, not GCB.
 
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