Reply from a police officer. This came in after lunch, from one of my uniformed friend. Not in response to what we have discussed here, but nevertheless relevant.
1. Policeman needs to eat & drink.
2. Policeman proceeds to cases in a patrol car, not by means of flying
or by supernatural forces.
3. Policeman needs to *cough* look at girls *cough* lookout for potential offenders and suspicious characters.
4. Policeman too, needs to go to the toilet sometimes.
5. Policeman is not a walking street directory.
6. Policeman will also feel tired at times.
7. Policeman cannot stop a dog from barking, unless he makes hotdog out of it.
8. Policeman are not security officers. Policeman cannot be there 24hrs to look after a bicycle.
9. Policeman do not work for the AA. Policeman cannot change tyre & jumpstart your vehicle.
10. Policeman's duty is to fight crime, not to lookout for some cute lost pets.
11. Policeman realises that there is no such thing as "A person sleeping at the void deck causing nuisance", as Policeman realises that a person cannot sleep and cause nuisance to other people at the same time unless he's sleepwalking.
12. Policeman will not give discounts or privileges to and neither fear offenders who identify themselves as lawyers, RC members/chairman or big shots in some press companies etc, simply because Policeman does not show favouritism and act in accordance to the powers given to him under the law.
13. Policeman is neither mechanically driven nor have any spider's instinct.
14. Policeman cannot arrest people for failing to pay taxi fare or people who scolded complainant's mother.
15. Policeman cannot go into a telephone booth, change into some super hero costume with funny red underwear on the outside and proceed to scan for the culprit with his bionic x-ray vision in an attempt to locate and apprehend him.
Lastly & sometimes most importantly...
16. Policeman also pay income tax.