Re: Satay outing - Charity Drive - Club Sandy - 12 June 2008
This is the evnets of the evening as i saw it
I came "fashionably" late, strolled in, smoke in my mouth, looking cool as usual.
Scanned the crowd, saw Lexi, OMG, she looked like a little present for me to unwrap, so sweet
Then Jackie came from behind and grabbed my knackers, strange guy that one
Gave Herman $50 bucks, dunno why
Shawns gf was there, so I was happy had eye candy. Sorry Shawn, she's my new favourite.
About 1 hour later, a grey 330 comes screeching around the corner, oh its Big Ben.
Parks his car
Babe rushes out of car, seeming quite happy with herself, obviously been drinking prior to arriving
She sees me and runs down smiling and waving her arms, so happy to see me
All of a sudden, something drops. I thought, huh, what was that.
I then realised what it was, so i scrambled for my specs to get a better look.
YES FOLKS, it finally happened, what we have ALL been waiting for
Michelles shorts fell down whilst she was running. Best thing is, she didnt break stride, kept running whilst bending down to retreive what was left of her dignity. Pulled them up and just kept running.
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUGGIN classic. A PRICELESS moment
Now, lessons learnt from this. I need one of those string things to hang my specs around my neck for faster application to my head, cause during the confusion, I fumbled so much, now some would say i was fumbling becasue i was trembling with excitement, no, not the case, just trying to see if what i saw was actually happening. So, in the name of science, i have decided to be one of those fogeys that wears their specs on a string around their neck.
The rest of the night was a blur, I cant even remember how i got home.
And if anyone is wondering, yes, she was wearing undies, nice ones i must admit.
Nice one Mich, you can come out with me anytime