You voted for the pap??

rodders

Well-Known Member
Legendary 10 Years
You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.
You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when 80% of
Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.
You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years more than
the original.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.
You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of employment by
cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum cans and selling tissue
papers.
You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that Mas Selemat
escaped.
You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at sinking
foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.
You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on you, but
their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring faces”.
You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.
You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.
You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2 mentors
to hold his hand.
You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at your own
expense.
You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a decade while
the cost of living shoot sky high.
You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school while you
child get zilch.
You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no longer
“public”.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign workers right
smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without any concerns for you.
You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with more hookers
than they can ever poked in Geylang.
You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao from you
when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had nothing to do with
it.
You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic sized
banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the Chinese 7th
month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town councils which is suppose
to go toward making life in your neighborhood better.
You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol companies by
making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.
You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for driving a
foreign registered car into Singapore.
You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and manpowers cannot
even catch a limping man in this tiny island state after more than half a year.
You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak out for
you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite the bullet, eat
lesser and work longer.
You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years old, as
they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.
You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their interpretation of
subsidies is the profit that they forgo making, instead of actually paying part
of the cost.
You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to Swiss
standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you (en-block),
whether you like it or not.
You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the government
(HOTA).
You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your own money
when you are sick (Medisave).
You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free labour in
National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that the foreigners can
have a safe country to work in.
You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth $30k,
because that is what you are going to get if your son die while serving the
foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you will still
have to ballot for it.
You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called Hong Lim Park
where you can go to talk all you want, other than that, shut up unless you have
something nice to say.
You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press serving
you the latest propagandas, regardless of truth.
You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay for a piece
of paper that cost more than the car itself.
You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think about not
voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said that he will call in
the army if you don’t.
So vote for PAP.
Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go ahead, vote for PAP. More good
years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai
Hum ok?
Source: Hardwarezone Forum
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

:goodup:
rodders;631920 said:
You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.
You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when 80% of
Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.
You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years more than
the original.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.
You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of employment by
cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum cans and selling tissue
papers.
You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that Mas Selemat
escaped.
You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at sinking
foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.
You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on you, but
their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring faces”.
You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.
You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.
You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2 mentors
to hold his hand.
You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at your own
expense.
You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a decade while
the cost of living shoot sky high.
You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school while you
child get zilch.
You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no longer
“public”.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign workers right
smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without any concerns for you.
You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with more hookers
than they can ever poked in Geylang.
You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao from you
when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had nothing to do with
it.
You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic sized
banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the Chinese 7th
month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town councils which is suppose
to go toward making life in your neighborhood better.
You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol companies by
making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.
You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for driving a
foreign registered car into Singapore.
You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and manpowers cannot
even catch a limping man in this tiny island state after more than half a year.
You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak out for
you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite the bullet, eat
lesser and work longer.
You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years old, as
they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.
You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their interpretation of
subsidies is the profit that they forgo making, instead of actually paying part
of the cost.
You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to Swiss
standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you (en-block),
whether you like it or not.
You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the government
(HOTA).
You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your own money
when you are sick (Medisave).
You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free labour in
National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that the foreigners can
have a safe country to work in.
You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth $30k,
because that is what you are going to get if your son die while serving the
foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you will still
have to ballot for it.
You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called Hong Lim Park
where you can go to talk all you want, other than that, shut up unless you have
something nice to say.
You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press serving
you the latest propagandas, regardless of truth.
You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay for a piece
of paper that cost more than the car itself.
You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think about not
voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said that he will call in
the army if you don’t.
So vote for PAP.
Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go ahead, vote for PAP. More good
years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai
Hum ok?
Source: Hardwarezone Forum

wahahaha. LOL
but objectively...if u didnt vote for PAP, does not mean it wouldnt turn out this way too.
be happy. :goodup:
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Vote for the opposition and we get an instant blast to the 1970s past where the elite and the foreign talents does not exist.................and everyone drove the Datsun 100A.

rodders;631920 said:
You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.
You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when 80% of
Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.
You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years more than
the original.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.
You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of employment by
cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum cans and selling tissue
papers.
You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that Mas Selemat
escaped.
You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at sinking
foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.
You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on you, but
their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring faces”.
You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.
You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.
You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2 mentors
to hold his hand.
You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at your own
expense.
You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a decade while
the cost of living shoot sky high.
You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school while you
child get zilch.
You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no longer
“public”.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign workers right
smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without any concerns for you.
You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with more hookers
than they can ever poked in Geylang.
You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao from you
when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had nothing to do with
it.
You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic sized
banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the Chinese 7th
month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town councils which is suppose
to go toward making life in your neighborhood better.
You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol companies by
making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.
You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for driving a
foreign registered car into Singapore.
You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and manpowers cannot
even catch a limping man in this tiny island state after more than half a year.
You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak out for
you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite the bullet, eat
lesser and work longer.
You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years old, as
they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.
You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their interpretation of
subsidies is the profit that they forgo making, instead of actually paying part
of the cost.
You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to Swiss
standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you (en-block),
whether you like it or not.
You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the government
(HOTA).
You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your own money
when you are sick (Medisave).
You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free labour in
National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that the foreigners can
have a safe country to work in.
You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth $30k,
because that is what you are going to get if your son die while serving the
foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you will still
have to ballot for it.
You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called Hong Lim Park
where you can go to talk all you want, other than that, shut up unless you have
something nice to say.
You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press serving
you the latest propagandas, regardless of truth.
You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay for a piece
of paper that cost more than the car itself.
You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think about not
voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said that he will call in
the army if you don’t.
So vote for PAP.
Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go ahead, vote for PAP. More good
years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai
Hum ok?
Source: Hardwarezone Forum
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

well at this point in time, since life isnt exactly that good, why not try out the opposition?
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Vote for pap and no flood for the next 50 years

vote for pap and Singapore soccer team will be in world cup 3010
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Alloo gaylord, statement #9 salah leh, ... they didn't loose millions hor, don't anyhow bom....they lost 58 BILLIONS okay.
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Vote for pap, so u can boast to ur USA . Friend ur Nissan is more expensive than their 911
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

:naughty: ... errr... 3 corner fight may have 4 option...:lol:
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Red_Bean_Bun;631935 said:
Vote for the opposition and we get an instant blast to the 1970s past where the elite and the foreign talents does not exist.................and everyone drove the Datsun 100A.

err. you FT siboh?
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

whymehor;632012 said:
oh ya..haa..
n some never get any option entire life..

:D ... maybe on that day, we keep the voting slip and put in some used 4-D slip instead... then we can put up the voting slip in the classified for sale...maybe those who hardly get the chance may want to buy it for keep sake... at least get to touch a voiting slip in their life time....:thumbsup:
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

Red_Bean_Bun;632022 said:
Hehehe.... I FT .....hehehe...... FT don't know anything about buns here.

:shock: ... err... allloooo... nowadays many FT has taken job in bakery and confectionery... cannot like that say lah......:p
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

jawzsg;632035 said:
:shock: ... err... allloooo... nowadays many FT has taken job in bakery and confectionery... cannot like that say lah......:p

Jialat....FT now starting to eat red bean buns .....siao liao.....
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

I only know that that I'll even vote for Mickey Mouse if he stands for the opposition.
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

jawzsg;632033 said:
:D ... maybe on that day, we keep the voting slip and put in some used 4-D slip instead... then we can put up the voting slip in the classified for sale...maybe those who hardly get the chance may want to buy it for keep sake... at least get to touch a voiting slip in their life time....:thumbsup:
Don't bluff, u want to keep the voting slip so that u can use it when u lao sai.
 
Re: You voted for the pap??

jawzsg;631965 said:
Alloo gaylord, statement #9 salah leh, ... they didn't loose millions hor, don't anyhow bom....they lost 58 BILLIONS okay.

During the financial meltdown I asked a friend who worked in GIC what their views on the losses were, he answered:

"Well, Temasek also lost just as much."

Sigh.
 

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