Winston said:
amateurs… in every piece of clothing there are nooks and crannies to make your way around without retorting to ripping…
Ya. You obviously have not tried to roughen the act a bit. The ripping act could be quite enticing to both parties. Now, either you are too raw, or your partner(s) has been to reserve to ask for medium-rare or well-done.
Winston said:
whats to be so creative with a see through pants? Pray tell…
What Lies Beneath? Get it? Duh.
Winston said:
Again amateur… with enough experience you should be able to wave your hand and everything comes off…
Ya, and you have to stop fantasizing about those taxi drivers. Stop waving to them if you are not taking a cab.
Winston said:
chocolate… have you ever kissed a woman right after eating oysters? Yucks….
No, you toot. You feed the lady chocolate with your mouth. Dumb. As for oysters, it for your fuel tank for higher end torque.
BTW, where on the woman did you kiss?
Winston said:
silly boy…. Of course its skinny dipping to be more arousing… you get aroused with fine wine and dine? Sic….
Now, that's to show that you are still a growing boy. A skillful master tamed his match for the entire day, keeping her boiling, guessing, and building her fire, but forcing her to suppress it for the ultimate moment. That means you have to play it slow. It is a 57-lap race, not a 2-minute job. But for you, perhaps 2 minutes is too long.
Work harder, bro. Try for 3 minutes tonight.
Winston said:
at home where she cooks…. The smell of a lady coupled with the odor of steak… yummy…. Makes you absolutely hungry…
You might like my maid.
Winston said:
check into some cheap but chic hotel or smooch away parked in the silent air of fort canning?
Never kill your engine this way. Plus you need a lot of Wan Bao to cover your ride on the inside......
Winston said:
to successfully attract the skankily dressed chio-bu out looking for targets... you: take out your gold card and pick your teeth or take out the clearly displayed beemer car keys and dig your ears?
Damn. Tough one. How about using 2 coins to pluck few hairs from the chin?
In a pub, a chio bu got too drunk and fell onto you. She hugged you and thought that you are her ex-boyfriend, whom she still loves deeply. Do you:
(1) hug her and console her; or
(2) carry her and place her on the nearest sofa?