Winston wrote:
amateurs… in every piece of clothing there are nooks and crannies to make your way around without retorting to ripping…
Ya. You obviously have not tried to roughen the act a bit. The ripping act could be quite enticing to both parties. Now, either you are too raw, or your partner(s) has been to reserve to ask for medium-rare or well-done.
the ripping act is usually reserved for make believe play-time...
Winston wrote:
whats to be so creative with a see through pants? Pray tell…
What Lies Beneath? Get it? Duh.
that is common knowledge lah, just checking what other sort of creativity you may have other than the standard operating procedures....
Winston wrote:
chocolate… have you ever kissed a woman right after eating oysters? Yucks….
No, you toot. You feed the lady chocolate with your mouth. Dumb. As for oysters, it for your fuel tank for higher end torque.
BTW, where on the woman did you kiss?
how I know you not the kinky type like to explore with various food like oysters?
you really think oysters are that good for higher end torque? must go lagoon and order Ooo Lua 2 packets, hiam jio chuei chuei...
Winston wrote:
silly boy…. Of course its skinny dipping to be more arousing… you get aroused with fine wine and dine? Sic….
Now, that's to show that you are still a growing boy. A skillful master tamed his match for the entire day, keeping her boiling, guessing, and building her fire, but forcing her to suppress it for the ultimate moment. That means you have to play it slow. It is a 57-lap race, not a 2-minute job. But for you, perhaps 2 minutes is too long.
Work harder, bro. Try for 3 minutes tonight.
You are right on the 3 minute! Young hot-blooded stud like me need only 2 to 3 minutes to the next full mari kita that is.... why bother teasing with superficial acts when all she wants is a full blooded stud that can go on and on the whole day and night? only the ah pehs need to tease and try so hard to keep it under suspense cos thats all that she is going to get....
57 lap? where you come up with this number? any comparables a not? RV it pls...
Winston wrote:
at home where she cooks…. The smell of a lady coupled with the odor of steak… yummy…. Makes you absolutely hungry…
You might like my maid.
she chio a not? like to play master and servant?
In a pub, a chio bu got too drunk and fell onto you. She hugged you and thought that you are her ex-boyfriend, whom she still loves deeply. Do you:
(1) hug her and console her; or
(2) carry her and place her on the nearest sofa?
hug her first, jia ba first ....
Never ever stick your tongue out on a lady, unless you are heading to Australia (the land down under).
Send her home after the first date......
......give a peck on the cheek, or
......tongue her?
speaking of australia, rodders has gone down under is it? kekeke...
first date tongue her? she koo-ti your koo koo jiao dan you know....
Which one more of a turn off:
Bad body odor
or
Bad breath?
bad breath cos you may just hurl into her when kissing....
If you have to choose one, you will choose the amazon girl with size 15 feet or midget wearing children clothes?