Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[kenntona]

Maybe diff to get a sofa so just hug her and console her on the spot..if the music is rather on the slow side, let her fully lean on you and dance a bit hahahha...but be prepared if she is goin to throw up...

Smooth operator huh, Pak Hartini? Ngomong macam berpengalaman.

Which one more of a turn off: Bad body odor or Bad breath?

B.O.

Getaway - Go camping with her, or go on a cruise?

 

[Winston]

Winston wrote:
amateurs… in every piece of clothing there are nooks and crannies to make your way around without retorting to ripping…


Ya. You obviously have not tried to roughen the act a bit. The ripping act could be quite enticing to both parties. Now, either you are too raw, or your partner(s) has been to reserve to ask for medium-rare or well-done.

the ripping act is usually reserved for make believe play-time...

Winston wrote:
whats to be so creative with a see through pants? Pray tell…


What Lies Beneath? Get it? Duh.

that is common knowledge lah, just checking what other sort of creativity you may have other than the standard operating procedures....

Winston wrote:
chocolate… have you ever kissed a woman right after eating oysters? Yucks….


No, you toot. You feed the lady chocolate with your mouth. Dumb. As for oysters, it for your fuel tank for higher end torque.

BTW, where on the woman did you kiss?

how I know you not the kinky type like to explore with various food like oysters?

you really think oysters are that good for higher end torque? must go lagoon and order Ooo Lua 2 packets, hiam jio chuei chuei...

Winston wrote:
silly boy…. Of course its skinny dipping to be more arousing… you get aroused with fine wine and dine? Sic….


Now, that's to show that you are still a growing boy. A skillful master tamed his match for the entire day, keeping her boiling, guessing, and building her fire, but forcing her to suppress it for the ultimate moment. That means you have to play it slow. It is a 57-lap race, not a 2-minute job. But for you, perhaps 2 minutes is too long.

Work harder, bro. Try for 3 minutes tonight.

You are right on the 3 minute! Young hot-blooded stud like me need only 2 to 3 minutes to the next full mari kita that is.... why bother teasing with superficial acts when all she wants is a full blooded stud that can go on and on the whole day and night? only the ah pehs need to tease and try so hard to keep it under suspense cos thats all that she is going to get....

57 lap? where you come up with this number? any comparables a not? RV it pls...

Winston wrote:
at home where she cooks…. The smell of a lady coupled with the odor of steak… yummy…. Makes you absolutely hungry…


You might like my maid.

she chio a not? like to play master and servant?

In a pub, a chio bu got too drunk and fell onto you. She hugged you and thought that you are her ex-boyfriend, whom she still loves deeply. Do you:

(1) hug her and console her; or
(2) carry her and place her on the nearest sofa?

hug her first, jia ba first ....

Never ever stick your tongue out on a lady, unless you are heading to Australia (the land down under).

Send her home after the first date......

......give a peck on the cheek, or
......tongue her?

speaking of australia, rodders has gone down under is it? kekeke...

first date tongue her? she koo-ti your koo koo jiao dan you know....

Which one more of a turn off:
Bad body odor
or
Bad breath?

bad breath cos you may just hurl into her when kissing....

If you have to choose one, you will choose the amazon girl with size 15 feet or midget wearing children clothes?

 

[kenntona]

the ripping act is usually reserved for make believe play-time...

Fantasia. Learn, bro, learn.

You are right on the 3 minute! Young hot-blooded stud like me need only 2 to 3 minutes to the next full mari kita that is.... why bother teasing with superficial acts when all she wants is a full blooded stud that can go on and on the whole day and night? only the ah pehs need to tease and try so hard to keep it under suspense cos thats all that she is going to get....

You can have 24 mari kita salutation in a night, for all I care, but I pity your partner, who might not even enjoy one apex of the ultimate feel. Damn. Your might think you are a stud, but you are nothing but a piece of dildo.

hug her first, jia ba first ....

To think someone was calling me "khim siu."

If you have to choose one, you will choose the amazon girl with size 15 feet or midget wearing children clothes?

Good one. I will choose the midget in white. She's so sweet.

Which is larger by market cap?

National Australia Bank, or Commonwealth Bank of Australia?

 

[Winston]

National Australia Bank, or Commonwealth Bank of Australia?

er... NAB?

elections coming close.... lets get a bet going shall we? loser buy kopi and nasi goreng with 2 sunny side up...

Voting for Kerry
1. Winston

Voting for Bush
1.

GM: drunk as a fish from last night KTV, which is worse? you puked inside your chio-bus ride or you puked into her?

 

[kenntona]

National Australia Bank, or Commonwealth Bank of Australia?

er... NAB?

NAB A$44.4 billion, CBA A$40.8 billion.

elections coming close.... lets get a bet going shall we? loser buy kopi and nasi goreng with 2 sunny side up...

Swee. Make it Nasi Goreng Seafood for me. No chilli.

Voting for Kerry
1. Winston

Voting for Bush
1. Kenntona

GM: drunk as a fish from last night KTV, which is worse? you puked inside your chio-bus ride or you puked into her?

No prior experience leh. Never been to KTV. But guess puke into her. Then got chance to strip and shower.

Pretend to be appreciative of arts......

Bring your chio bu to watch an opera at the Durian; or

Bring her to an art gallery and express your BS views on renaissance art?

 

[Winston]

the election now is 2000 bush vs 188 kerry going to be very close... Jack???? where you stand????

Voting for Kerry
1. Winston

Voting for Bush
1. Kenntona

Winston wrote:
GM: drunk as a fish from last night KTV, which is worse? you puked inside your chio-bus ride or you puked into her?


No prior experience leh. Never been to KTV. But guess puke into her. Then got chance to strip and shower.

Pretend to be appreciative of arts......

Bring your chio bu to watch an opera at the Durian; or

Bring her to an art gallery and express your BS views on renaissance art?

i've got evidence from yesterday night that says otherwise...

watch opera at Durian, theres a nice thai rest and cheap beers.... I can't give any BS on renaissance art to save my life much less to impress anyone....

Who do you think swing state Ohio will vote? Bush or Kerry?

 

[kenntona]

Who do you think swing state Ohio will vote? Bush or Kerry?

Bush.

Better Battleground:

Quiet multi-storey carpark in Changi Airport, or

Pierce Reservoir?

 

[Winston]

Quiet multi-storey carpark in Changi Airport, or

Pierce Reservoir?

in terms of quietness.... btw, which part of pierce reservior is a good spot for serenity?

if bush wins: 4 more good years or its going to be shit from here?

 

[Winston]

siao liao, bush 237 versus kerry 188.....

 

[kenntona]

in terms of quietness.... btw, which part of pierce reservior is a good spot for serenity?

if bush wins: 4 more good years or its going to be shit from here?

The stretch of racing track...... but monkeys are all over......

Bush is gonna win. At 1.30 pm, it was 246 againts Kerry's 207 electoral college votes. Bush took Florida, while Kerry took Pennsylvania. Need 270 to win. I can smell my nasi goreng.

Anyhow, a Republican win would be bad for the economy and the stock market, as history suggests......

Nasi Lemak - Punggol, or Changi Village?

 

[Winston]

Nasi Lemak - Punggol, or Changi Village?

Changi Village, spent my army days eating it every other day....

Its going to be very very close race... Kerry kerry kerry!

bro you win a nasi goreng with all the works, but next four years slog very hard...

prawn mee: race course road or jackson hawker center area one?

 

[kenntona]

prawn mee: race course road or jackson hawker center area one?

Race Course Road.

Still Prawn Mee......

Kallang's Jalan Sultan Prawn Mee, or

East Coast Road's Prawn Noodle (opposite Caltex station)?

 

[Winston]

Still Prawn Mee......

Kallang's Jalan Sultan Prawn Mee, or

East Coast Road's Prawn Noodle (opposite Caltex station)?

East coast one, grew up eating there...

still on prawn mee:

Old airport Whitely prawn mee or Bedok blk 18 niu ji prawn mee?

 

[kenntona]

still on prawn mee: Old airport Whitely prawn mee or Bedok blk 18 niu ji prawn mee?

Old Airport Whitley Prawn Mee. Steam.

Curry Rice:

Lao Di Fang at junction of Kitchener and Jalan Besar; or

Midnight Curry Rice on Upper Serangoon (Hougang) which opene only after 2 am?

 

[Orh LuLu]

prawn mee: race course road or jackson hawker center area one?

Race Course Road.

Still Prawn Mee......

Kallang's Jalan Sultan Prawn Mee, or

East Coast Road's Prawn Noodle (opposite Caltex station)?

Ken
I hv to go for East coast Road's prawn mee... I like their Bah kut mee.. Sunday morning sometimes got chio bu having breakfast there after a morning jog..


Winston
Nui Ji ... very tasty soup..


Staring at women's boobs is good for men's health and makes them live longer..

True or False

 

[kenntona]

Staring at women's boobs is good for men's health and makes them live longer.. True or False

KNN. Thought you are in Phuket?

False. Staring is not enough. Staring alone is detrimental to your health.

Going away on a short trip with family......

......travel by car to Malaysia; or

......going on cruise?

 

[Winston]

Actually I go to all the prawn mee stores mentioned for my quick fix.... only one that I don't quite go often is Hoe Nam along Tai Thong cos its just too damn hot to eat there....

Staring at women's boobs is good for men's health and makes them live longer..

True or False

staring to relax is definitely good for your health as well as mine... not sure if you can live longer because of that....

Going away on a short trip with family......

......travel by car to Malaysia; or

......going on cruise?

by cruise lah, best if they go out to open sea for a bit more even better...

seafood rest.: Jumbo or No Signboard better?

 

[kenntona]

seafood rest.: Jumbo or No Signboard better?

No Signboard. Value for money.

Hor Fun:

Geylang's Lorong 9's Beef Kway Teow King; or

ManHill's Restaurant's Seafood Hor Fun?

*ManHill used to be located on Pasir Panjang, now Kitchener Road.

 

[Orh LuLu]

Staring at women's boobs is good for men's health and makes them live longer.. True or False

KNN. Thought you are in Phuket?

False. Staring is not enough. Staring alone is detrimental to your health.

Going away on a short trip with family......

......travel by car to Malaysia; or

......going on cruise?

KNN back.... 2moro phuket lah bro...

Ken
Has to be Malaysia... Cruise treat you like PIG.... Eat, casino, Sleep... Eat, casino, Sleep.......

Winston
Dont like Jumbo... Long Q always...

Short trip with Fling...

JB
or
KL

 

[kenntona]

Short trip with Fling... JB or KL

KL. The further you go, the less effective is the radar. Anyway, what are you gonna do in JB? Buy DVD in Holiday Inn, or eat supper at Taman Sentosa?

I am a good boy, so revert to food: Duck Rice

Tong Fatt's Boneless on South Buona Road; or

Yew Kee Duck Rice?