Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[kenntona]

Quickie..... Kitchen or Lift

Lift sounds exhilarating, but even if you are taking the lift to the Equinox, you will not have the time to unzip your pants, have your fast food, tucked and zip up.

Stick to the kitchen, but make sure it is not greasy hor.

Stock 760 or fully modded 730, assuming you spent all your savings from not buying the 760 on the mods?

 

[kenntona]

Finished the night and just told wifey you're going home. You're just leaving the pub when you see a chio bu smiling at you. Do you: Approach her and stay on in the pub OR Just leave

A few minutes of research will not hurt. Plus, you need some time to cool off your alcohol level in your bloodstream.

The Chio Bu at the bar counter asked for your HP number. Do you:

...... break the rules of the Players' Handbook and give it to her; or

...... turn around and take hers instead?

 

[SL2]

kenntona,

The Chio Bu at the bar counter asked for your HP number. Do you:

...... break the rules of the Players' Handbook and give it to her; or

...... turn around and take hers instead?

Definitely the second option, unless your will's written.

You've just checked into a hotel with a chio bu when the wife calls in:

Do you answer the call or not at all(assuming your phone's not on silent)

 

[Orh LuLu]

Ken
"Stock 760 or fully modded 730, assuming you spent all your savings from not buying the 760 on the mods?"

Modded 730..... Mod than got thrill (always expecting something new)..... like zao sai.....

Steven
"You've just checked into a hotel with a chio bu when the wife calls in:
Do you answer the call or not at all(assuming your phone's not on silent)"

Dun listen... call back after your business with the chio bu... taking up the call only tells your wifey that you are free now.. she will call again....

GM:
Migrating to oversea.... already heavily modded your ride...
Sell
or
bring along

 

[kenntona]

You've just checked into a hotel with a chio bu when the wife calls in: Do you answer the call or not at all(assuming your phone's not on silent)

Never answer these calls. The dreaded question, "where are you?" and the feared answer "I am nearby...... I'll meet you now."

Migrating to oversea.... already heavily modded your ride... Sell or bring along

Sell. Start all over again with a new car.

You were caught in a massage parlour. Police asks for your immediate family or colleagues to bail you out. Who would you call?

Your wife, or your boss?

 

[Orh LuLu]

Ken
"You were caught in a massage parlour. Police asks for your immediate family or colleagues to bail you out. Who would you call? Your wife, or your boss? "

Call boss.... he will need a same favour in return from u in future..

GM..
Married... your fling happens to also hv a fling..... you
pretend you dun know and carry on..
or
confront her and ask her to leave her fling

 

[kenntona]

Married... your fling happens to also hv a fling..... you
pretend you dun know and carry on.. or confront her and ask her to leave her fling

Act blur.

(1) You have no rights of ownership.
(2) You have a disclaimer clause to leave her when the time comes.

Your friend is having an affair with your maid. You:

...... leave it status quo; or

...... fire your maid?

 

[SL2]

kenntona,

Your friend is having an affair with your maid. You:

...... leave it status quo; or

...... fire your maid?

Fire the maid..not in bed but literally 8) Otherwise, you're gonna get in a whole pile of shit with MOM.

Home alone with your maid and while watching the telly, you notice that she's looking at you and winking. Do you:

Tell her off and warn her she'll be fired(again literally)

OR

Wink back and hope for more intimate opportunities?

 

[kenntona]

Home alone with your maid and while watching the telly, you notice that she's looking at you and winking. Do you: Tell her off and warn her she'll be fired(again literally) OR Wink back and hope for more intimate opportunities?

Never ever shit in your own backyard. Heard of Hotel 81?

Who is more chio?

Lindsey Heppner or Kandyce Proia?

 

[TripleM]

Damn...I hv missed alot...

Kenn
Lindsey Heppner

You are having diarrhea and having dinner with a chio-bu..
Suddenly u feel something fluid coming outta ur anus aka lau sai, do u just carry on the dinner
or
immediately excuse urself to the toilet and remove ur undie, dump it and resume the dinner without it?

 

[Orh LuLu]

Lindsey Linsey Linsey.....



GM:

Uma Thurman
or
Charlene Lindeman

 

[SL2]

Hymics,

GM:

Uma Thurman
or
Charlene Lindeman

Bro, got pix of Charlene or not? See already then can answer your GM question.

TripleM,

You are having diarrhea and having dinner with a chio-bu..
Suddenly u feel something fluid coming outta ur anus aka lau sai, do u just carry on the dinner
or
immediately excuse urself to the toilet and remove ur undie, dump it and resume the dinner without it?

2nd option, bro. Plus point is having easier access at a later part of the date.

Your regular chio bu have a habit of dirtying your car mat. Do you:

Still try to pick her up for dates

OR

Tell her you'll meet her at the designated location?

 

[TripleM]

SL2,

Your regular chio bu have a habit of dirtying your car mat. Do you:
Still try to pick her up for dates
OR
Tell her you'll meet her at the designated location?

Looks like I need to invest in that 3M car matt instead of using the velour matt kekeke...

U r dating a chio bu who likes to smoke in the car,..
Do u ask her not to smoke
or
Let her smoke, hopefully later she can "smoke" u back?

 

[SL2]

TripleM,

U r dating a chio bu who likes to smoke in the car,..
Do u ask her not to smoke
or
Let her smoke, hopefully later she can "smoke" u back?

Aint no smoking chio bu's gonna sit in my car with a lighted cigarette.

Your chio bu buys durians and calls you to pick her up, saying there will be part 2 after feasting on the fruits. :shock:

Do you tell her you cant make it and sacrifice part 2

OR

Pick her up, sacrificing your car's interior to be filled with durian smell?

 

[TripleM]

SL2,
I always buy durians and put em in the trunk, the smell doesn't stay long....maybe my ride has good smell insulation?

Which one is more damaging to health:
Alcohol
or
Cigarettes?

 

[Orh LuLu]

SL2,
I always buy durians and put em in the trunk, the smell doesn't stay long....maybe my ride has good smell insulation?

Which one is more damaging to health:
Alcohol
or
Cigarettes?

Cigarettes.... has always been a dessert after my every meal.. damaging alrite... but looking at the bright side.. "Life is Short"

GM
Encourage your children to be
doctors
or
lawyers

 

[SL2]

Hymics,

Encourage your children to be
doctors
or
lawyers

Doctors..they offer more to society in a practical way.

Which is worse:

A smoking doctor or stuttering lawyer?

 

[kenntona]

You are having diarrhea and having dinner with a chio-bu.. Suddenly u feel something fluid coming outta ur anus aka lau sai, do u just carry on the dinner or immediately excuse urself to the toilet and remove ur undie, dump it and resume the dinner without it?

Get rid of the undie. You would not wanna be caught in an awkward situation when she starts to unzip you in the car......

U r dating a chio bu who likes to smoke in the car,..
Do u ask her not to smoke or Let her smoke, hopefully later she can "smoke" u back?

Let her smoke once - in the car I'd mean. Then if nothing happens, bye bye.

Which one is more damaging to health: Alcohol or Cigarettes?

Cigarettes.

Uma Thurman or Charlene Lindeman

Charlene Lindeman.

Encourage your children to be doctors or lawyers

Look at Ash and Sean. Who would you prefer your kids to idolise?

Your regular chio bu have a habit of dirtying your car mat. Do you: Still try to pick her up for dates OR Tell her you'll meet her at the designated location?

I would not mind if she could dirty my gearstick as well......

Your chio bu buys durians and calls you to pick her up, saying there will be part 2 after feasting on the fruits. Do you tell her you cant make it and sacrifice part 2 OR Pick her up, sacrificing your car's interior to be filled with durian smell?

Pick her up. But make sure she has not eaten the durians. Else leave her alone. Durian breath is unbearable.

Which is worse: A smoking doctor or stuttering lawyer?

A stuttering lawyer. Just look at our good friend.

For S$200,000, what would you buy:

BMW Z4 2.5, or

Lotus Elise 111?

 

[SL2]

kenntona,

For S$200,000, what would you buy:

BMW Z4 2.5, or

Lotus Elise 111?

Lotus, for the sheer fact that it's less common on the road and has more "WAH!" factor in it.

Renovating your house:

Zen look or Countryside style?

 

[kenntona]

Lotus, for the sheer fact that it's less common on the road and has more "WAH!" factor in it.

The Elise's 1.8-litre 160-bhp engine reaches 100 km/h in 5.4 seconds. The Z4 2.5-litre 193-bhp ride takes 7 seconds to do that.

Renovating your house: Zen look or Countryside style?

Countryside style. Resort or Balinese even better.

For S$220,000, Chrysler Crossfire or SLK 200 Kompressor?