how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

[SLK69]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Hana

If u feel ugly and cannot get gals, buy a red m3

nbcb....ai tio ...isit

 

[milk15]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Hana

If u feel ugly and cannot get gals, buy a red m3

add in RED shoes???? :laughlik:

 

[hitmee]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

add in RED shoes???? :laughlik:

that one summon aunty also beh tahan

 

[Terry]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

i also no girls...pls help me

 

[milk15]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

i also no girls...pls help me

bobby say u got many....... pay $300 but cannot auto roam type....

 

[Dinosaur hunter]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

bobby say u got many....... pay $300 but cannot auto roam type....

Pay $300 to sit beside a "vase"??? :yikess:

 

[Terry]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

people call me vase breaker

 

[hitmee]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

people call me vase breaker

I call u break wallet and get nothing

 

[C3P0]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

I call u break wallet and get nothing

Micky mouse can attract girls? Milk ask one.

 

[hitmee]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Micky mouse can attract girls? Milk ask one.

of coz, minnie mouse lor.

 

[Terry]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Still mouse.. Useless

 

[hitmee]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Still mouse.. Useless

last heard u no gf lei.....
worst thn mouse

 

[whymehor]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

top trade secret move is to be a gay...no joke..not the bitch type one..

a lot girls will start surround u naturally n become ur sisters..look at david g**

 

[Chocs]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

top trade secret move is to be a gay...no joke..not the bitch type one..

a lot girls will start surround u naturally n become ur sisters..look at david g**

...u r rite....me closest buddies all teapots...i loveeee them...
....they r all well groomed ...muscular ...& can cook...cos i cant & lazy & no gas @ home......

...they r honestly gal's bestest frds.....

....

 

[hanagosho]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

Hana

If u feel ugly and cannot get gals, buy a red m3

no money buy

 

[Chocs]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

i oso shy.. chocs can come fetch me??

...or u fetch mee pok can...:chinese: ..?

..but b4 that, can u answer hanagosho's question in tis thread 1st, ...can...8)?

 

[ipoh-horfun]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

bobby say u got many....... pay $300 but cannot auto roam type....

$300 cannot roam?

then take $50 range lor

300 / 50 = 6
6 x 2 = 12 NNP to play... enuff wor....

 

[hitmee]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

$300 cannot roam?

then take $50 range lor

300 / 50 = 6
6 x 2 = 12 NNP to play... enuff wor....

if u go one level lower, $50 can get ur hair blown. milk say one

 

[FC888]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

huh?.. mee pok?.. mee kia?..

ok.. answer hanagosho question.. hmm.. dump ur bmw, go public, can meet more ppl.. power in numbers.. more ppl more chance?

...or u fetch mee pok can...:chinese: ..?

..but b4 that, can u answer hanagosho's question in tis thread 1st, ...can...8)?

 

[makapook]

Re: how to attract girls with my bimmer? pls help

ok, i m 25 this year, m driving a 320i (E90) 2010 series.

my dad bot it for me actually, after trading in a 2 year old nissan 1.5 sedan (my first car) for a 2nd hand 9 month old 320i last year, at a 2nd hand dealer.

i m single now, n always yearn to have a girlfren. but i m shy n introverted, i hardly have any frens. lost contact with poly mates, no contact with army mates coz i hated them, n hardly have any frens when i was in uni. Coz i studied in a private uni, n the lessons was only lectures, no need for classroom tutorials or projects or group assignments. n also could choose my own subject combination n timetable, n i always skip lectures. More like a self study, on ur own, own time own target kinda course. thats y didnt have many close uni frens.

then now m working for papa's company, like running errands such as taking orders, paperwork, delivery, despatch of documents, collecting money, etc. his coy is production line in a flatted factory, mostly blue collar workers. not close to most of his colleagues anyway, only talk about work related stuffs, nothing more, coz need to maintain my profession n authority.

after work always come home, sometimes get to come home early if got nothing much to do, coz i m boss son anyway. n my weekends r normally spent at home, or going out with family for lunch or shopping etc.

when i see guy with chiobu, i always feel jealous, like how come they have gal but i no have.
i always feel lonely, wish to have girl to go out with.

i went to dating website, but no success. maybe i not yandao or tall or rich enough?? also realized that many of the girls, especially non-locals, r rather materialistic. only want u for ur money. went out with a few, didnt quite work out. many girls i message do not reply back, maybe there r too many guys in the dating website, so the girls have a wide choice?

n i also shy to chat up with random girls in public. wait they think i m tikopeh, n wat if they're already attached or not ready for a relationship?

there was a period i was rather daring n naughty, like when i see gals flagging for cab by the roadside, n if they look young n chio enough, i will stop my car, wind down window. n then ask them where they're going n if they wanna lift. (Daytime) but they gave me weird looks n it doesnt seem to be working. (maybe which girl in their sane mind would want a car ride when we have world class public transport?). so i stopped doing that, later i kenna marked.

so now how siah?? any suggestions? otherwise i will be just a lonely person. my parents also want me have a nice girl n settle down get married someday. coz at my age my parents already started dating n married shortly thereafter, n they wish well for me.

hope to have a pretty gal as a galfren. n bring her home someday n intro to my parents n make them feel really proud n glad, n give them some hope.

edit: btw moi hobbies r surf net, watch tv, eat, sleep. especially i like to surf forums like hwz edmw, sgforums, stomp... to lookout for chiobu pics, n also checking out chiobu blogs. i hardly do any sports except for running, bout twice a week, just to keep fit. i m more like a couch potato, but i m not fat lah.

What the...?! Stumbled upon this hilarious post... It's obviously not real and quite corny. However, if it (for some weird reasons) is true, then, pls watch the movie Shallow Hal.
Stop hiding in your dad's company doing paperwork at 25y.o. or the BMW when u can hardly afford on your own pay. Gals attracted to these are probably NOT wife material anyway, since you mention getting hitched etc.

And please... don't stop your car on the roads trying to pick girls coz they are pretty. This is freaky! Pick up an old lady who got caught in the rain! If you do that, u shld find yourself becoming attractive to many girls out there...

Anyway, I'm new to this forum and new to the BMW brand. No offends, but your post was entertaining to read...